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oh boy, it's dog food again!
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Joined May 2019
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I'm shitty at painting hands so I've been working at a few for practice. here's one.
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There was a funny two year window after CD Burners became consumer technology and before the meteor called Napster slammed into the earth where you'd find yourself doing things like paying $25 at an indie store for a bootleg CD-R of Tigermilk.
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What should be the next album I live toot be?
1. The Microphones - the glow pt 2
2. Belle and Sebastian - if you're feeling sinister
3. Modest Mouse - Moon and Atarctica
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Bisexuals who are accused of “not being bi enough” are brought before the Bibunal of Sexuality and judged based on their dating history. If they haven’t dated a perfectly equal number of men and women, then their LGBTQ credentials are revoked.
Sad but this is just how it is. As we all know, sexuality is a rigid chart.
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people think that because Waterworld was a commerical flop, it was an artistic failure. not the case at all.
Mad Max ranking:
Road Warrior
The video for "California Love"
Fury Road
Thunderdome
Mad Max
Waterworld
none of them are bad
I don't really miss practical special effects, I miss physical sets.
Reading the Epistles as community organizing drama.
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I have mastered organization. That was not satisfying.
— Cerol Athellektad, manager
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I wrote a bio so self-deprecating that people actually assumed I was someone else making fun of me
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While putting my "fresh from the dryer" sheet back on my bed, it had the nerve to ask this question:
I'll never write it, but since forever I've had this fan-fiction idea where Don Draper retires to Florida and breaks Blanche Devereaux's heart.
That Wimbledon / Woody Harrelson clip is real life Simpsons.
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If white men are so good at programming, why are most bugs written by them
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[ confused straight person meeting a lesbian couple voice ] "Yeah so like... which one of you is Tegan and which one of you is Sara"
Here it is, the ultimate WaPo article (I haven't read it, paywall)
Another spiritual dad: Falstaff.
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thor ragnarok is the only good mcu movie
oh boy, it's dog food again!
pronouns: he/him, age: a million (37), loc: the "Big Apple", origin: Athens, GA
18+ I don't do anything lewd, I just don't want kids learning how disappointing it is to grow up from my account.
Joined May 2019
