Dipshit Official @bulkington@radical.town

You, 2019: Hip, at the spearpoint of our culture, a species of cool that bewilders and fascinates outsiders: Loves Bart Simpson, Garfield, and Sonic the Hedgehog

Me, 1991: Running shorts pulled up to belly button, making thumbs-up gesture in every photograph, constantly running nose: Loves Bart Simpson, Garfield, and Sonic the Hedgehog

There's an episode of the old Nickelodeon cartoon Doug where his art teacher says "I don't know what I like, but I know what art is" and I think about that at least once a week.

Friend: Do you think it's justifiable to break a just law if it serves a good end?

Me: I think it's justifiable to break the law just for the hell of it sometimes.

I have a vague suspicion, but if I'm right, I'm not mad about it. I'm just going to post vaguely.

https://www.theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456

love too work an 11 hour day on a friday when i'm sick

I like compelling people. I like having compelling people in my life. Sometimes part of what makes a compelling person so compelling is that they're fucked up in an interesting way. Every once in a while this causes some friction and trouble, but it's fine, I'm still very glad to have interesting messed up weirdos in my life. They're the best.

Counter proposal: instead of working my night shift, I propose that I advance the company's mission and better serve our customers by walking into the sea.

I'm sick of pretty much all long running intellectual property from the 20th century. I'm going to see the last Star Wars in the new trilogy and then I'm done with big IP entertainment.

Except in reality I'm a pretty lonely person and if a friend wants to go see some Marvel piece of garbage, I'll be really happy to get the invite.