I am not a crackpot.
Y’all wanna see a zamboni? (Image description: it’s a zamboni)
cancelling everyone, including myself, so that we may all start fresh, and enter a new era,
When you get close to a sleepy dog and they look at you and their tail just twitches a little but they can’t make any more strenuous movement because they’re so sleepy? True love
Very thankful that my mom passed on strong eye-rolling genes
We’re going to a hockey game tonight, anybody want anything?
Anyway I’m hotter than grimes
my opinion on grimes is *a vaudeville hook reaches from offscreen and presses the delete account button*
I like it better when we’re dunking on Grimes for being annoying and dating Elon Musk
Always carry a lime with you just in case you get stranded at sea #AntiScurvyGang
If she’s your girl, then how come I have a crush on her?
When the University if Louisville loses a basketball game? Now that’s paper
If you’re reading this, I’m your wife
Man I love Jon Bois videos, but there’s a certain loneliness to them that puts me on edge
Ah. Nah I’m good
y'all know where to find me
darth vader ginsburg
The humble toilet, or, as I like to call it, the toilet
@brogepi god this makes me cringe
More like drench tuck because it’s such a drip
if you experience a collapse in local euclidian geometry, dial 1-800-MC-ESCHR
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