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I look like shit in a leather jacket. That’s my personality

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cake that looks like things that aren't cake amirite

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My teeth hurt basically all the time don’t ask me when I last saw a dentist

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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Balls are like the testicles of the scrotum

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I'm one of the hemsworth brothers, I forget which one

Hey look at this mummy statue that’s got a boner

What you thought was farts and poop noises on the bathroom was actually my Samsung Galaxy Note 7 exploding

Personally, I think it’s cool how shitty everything. I’m actually excited to see how much worse it gets. I’m laughing about it

Balls are like the testicles of the scrotum

I’m Greg from the TV show Dharma and Greg

No toilet paper or bacon and eggs. I wonder if... you can

They got the R in Korn to stand backwards by positioning a man holding a squeaky toy on the other side of the camera

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been workshopping a joke involving a pun on waluigi and gulag but i got nothing so i am making the contents public domain

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i am ditching ocean science and becoming a forum historian instead

What’s the YKS episode where they do Real Or Fake, but every time Mike gets one wrong, he has to take a shot of gross liquor?

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