I am not a crackpot.
This is fucking stupid even for me
I look like shit in a leather jacket. That’s my personality
cake that looks like things that aren't cake amirite
*me, entering any room*: im lost
My teeth hurt basically all the time don’t ask me when I last saw a dentist
1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊
3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him
Balls are like the testicles of the scrotum
comedienx (gender neutral comedian)
I'm one of the hemsworth brothers, I forget which one
Hey look at this mummy statue that’s got a boner
What you thought was farts and poop noises on the bathroom was actually my Samsung Galaxy Note 7 exploding
Personally, I think it’s cool how shitty everything. I’m actually excited to see how much worse it gets. I’m laughing about it
Portal is still a good video game
I’m Greg from the TV show Dharma and Greg
No toilet paper or bacon and eggs. I wonder if... you can
They got the R in Korn to stand backwards by positioning a man holding a squeaky toy on the other side of the camera
been workshopping a joke involving a pun on waluigi and gulag but i got nothing so i am making the contents public domain
i am ditching ocean science and becoming a forum historian instead
What’s the YKS episode where they do Real Or Fake, but every time Mike gets one wrong, he has to take a shot of gross liquor?
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.