A. Turkey @brogepi@radical.town

This is fucking stupid even for me

Buying those rubber Birkenstocks? #JustVacationThings

[me halfway through flushing a broad leaf fern] ah dammit

Have y’all heard about this show where they go places just so this guy can get stung by scorpions and jellyfish or whatever?

No one in the world has more fun at their job than Doug Marcaida

Staying in the hot tub for longer than the recommended length of time? #JustVacationThings

Putting together a task force to determine what that smell is

Extremely fucked up that I’ve already been awake for 6 1/2 hours

Hello from scenic Southwest Florida, where we are tracking unconfirmed sightings of Vacation Boy

Mr Learned CPR At The Airport Kiosk

I went to bed at 9:00 how did this happen to me

Shout out to me, the guy who is up at 530 after 3 hours of sleep, to go on vacation

What would Werner Herzog think of this https://youtu.be/M9LdKw2GzJs

I don’t think we talk about how fucked up it is how big so many of the Looney Tunes are

Someone please make a Werner Herzog is All Elite Photoshop

I would like to watch WrestleMania with Werner Herzog

Good morning to me

The Credits for the newest Call of Duty include credits for something called the Call of Duty International Business Unit

I’m back trying to get into JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Episode 8 was whatever, but in episode 9 Dio returns as a head in a jar, and I guess we’re getting the fuck into it

You’re telling me red beans anded this rice

@Pixley Buzzy Cohen has his own fucking collection of episodes on Netflix