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I bet I’m gonna have diarrhea at some point in the next couple of days

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The typo is because of all of the pizza

*stan voice*
I just at an entire Red Baron pizza. Dare me to drive?

Wow. They’re putting out a movie where kids cuss?

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Hey John Cena and The Usos are about to rap

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when i was younger, a lot more toddlers fell down wells. it was a national epidemic. well safety has really come a long way, so we can be grateful for that at least

Chutt Bugging had a .307 batting average during his career in the late teens-early twenties

Mastodon, meta 

Punching myself in the dick as pre-penance for watching the fucking Raw Reunion tonight. It’s gonna suck ass.

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@brogepi "thank for inviting me! We're having spaghetti?"

"No, we're all sharing spaghetto. Here's a pair of scissors"

I love to install Microsoft Silverlight so I can watch Netflix in 2009

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remember when katy perry and kanye had a song about fucking aliens

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