the jaker @brogepi@radical.town
I am not a crackpot.
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Joined Sep 2018
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This is fucking stupid even for me
I’ll see y’all around
Canceled for admitting I went to a private Methodist college on main
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but doctor.. i live in a society
Manic Dixie Kong Dream Girl
Somebody was listening to banjo music at brunch
No greater power than taking a shit when there’s a line in the men’s room. Piss your pants, peasants
Never realized how spiritually connected Stairway To Heaven and Give It Away were until hearing them back to back just now
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the existence of airhorns implies the existence of earth, water and firehorns
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How come bosses are always like "you're fired" instead of earthed aired or watered
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i hate spending 52.99!
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communism (gamer's edition)
I exist to emit smell
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aw man, i woke up in a bathtub full of ice and there was an incision right where one of my ribs used to be... oh well, i'm going to use these lemons to make lemonade
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I personally think he'll make a good Joker
John Cena is in the new Suicide Squad movie 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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kermit's reaction to miss piggy finally just making a sexbot in his image to replace him is Big Mood
Love to be on speakerphone and hear myself talking! I love my own voice and I don’t at all want to separate my corporeal form when I hear it!!
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aaaaahhh... to finally be free from the bindings of twitter dot com! time to be satan... online
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camel spits on me. i spit on camel. camel spits on me again. i keep spitting on the camel. it goes back and forth like this for 3,000 years until i trick a farm boy to take my place like an ancient greek deity would
I am not a crackpot.
[he/him]
Joined Sep 2018
