Y’all wanna see a zamboni? (Image description: it’s a zamboni)

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cancelling everyone, including myself, so that we may all start fresh, and enter a new era,

When you get close to a sleepy dog and they look at you and their tail just twitches a little but they can’t make any more strenuous movement because they’re so sleepy? True love

Very thankful that my mom passed on strong eye-rolling genes

We’re going to a hockey game tonight, anybody want anything?

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my opinion on grimes is *a vaudeville hook reaches from offscreen and presses the delete account button*

I like it better when we’re dunking on Grimes for being annoying and dating Elon Musk

Always carry a lime with you just in case you get stranded at sea

If she’s your girl, then how come I have a crush on her?

When the University if Louisville loses a basketball game? Now that’s paper

If you’re reading this, I’m your wife

Man I love Jon Bois videos, but there’s a certain loneliness to them that puts me on edge

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The humble toilet, or, as I like to call it, the toilet

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More like drench tuck because it’s such a drip

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if you experience a collapse in local euclidian geometry, dial 1-800-MC-ESCHR

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