jake @brogepi@radical.town
I am not a crackpot.
[he/him]
Joined Sep 2018
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I look like shit in a leather jacket. That’s my personality
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cake that looks like things that aren't cake amirite
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*me, entering any room*: im lost
My teeth hurt basically all the time don’t ask me when I last saw a dentist
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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊
3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him
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Balls are like the testicles of the scrotum
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comedienx (gender neutral comedian)
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I'm one of the hemsworth brothers, I forget which one
What you thought was farts and poop noises on the bathroom was actually my Samsung Galaxy Note 7 exploding
Personally, I think it’s cool how shitty everything. I’m actually excited to see how much worse it gets. I’m laughing about it
Balls are like the testicles of the scrotum
Portal is still a good video game
I’m Greg from the TV show Dharma and Greg
No toilet paper or bacon and eggs. I wonder if... you can
Nintendeo Squench
They got the R in Korn to stand backwards by positioning a man holding a squeaky toy on the other side of the camera
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been workshopping a joke involving a pun on waluigi and gulag but i got nothing so i am making the contents public domain
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i am ditching ocean science and becoming a forum historian instead
What’s the YKS episode where they do Real Or Fake, but every time Mike gets one wrong, he has to take a shot of gross liquor?
I am not a crackpot.
[he/him]
Joined Sep 2018
