I am not a crackpot.
This is fucking stupid even for me
I bet I’m gonna have diarrhea at some point in the next couple of days
Counterpoint: no it’s not
My name is Nud Fudgette
The typo is because of all of the pizza
*stan voice*I just at an entire Red Baron pizza. Dare me to drive?
Wow. They’re putting out a movie where kids cuss?
@brogepi I would love to do a podcast with you jake
Hey John Cena and The Usos are about to rap
when i was younger, a lot more toddlers fell down wells. it was a national epidemic. well safety has really come a long way, so we can be grateful for that at least
Himichanga, chimichanga for men
Chutt Bugging had a .307 batting average during his career in the late teens-early twenties
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I’m here whether you like it or not. My posts will continue to stain your timelines, yes, your very lives.
Punching myself in the dick as pre-penance for watching the fucking Raw Reunion tonight. It’s gonna suck ass.
@brogepi "thank for inviting me! We're having spaghetti?"
"No, we're all sharing spaghetto. Here's a pair of scissors"
I love to install Microsoft Silverlight so I can watch Netflix in 2009
remember when katy perry and kanye had a song about fucking aliens
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