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SHOCKING: ILLEGITIMATE President Joseph Robinette Biden refuses to outlaw crime! When reached for comment the LEGITIMATE President of this Great Nation, President-in-exile Trump, said he would sign any bill outlawing crime if the democrapts in the comngress could get they're heads out of there asses long enough too pass one.

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Eye contact, selfie 

We're having a stay-at-home rave and I used make up for the first time ever

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Gonna open a coffee shop staffed entirely by milfs called Mommy Milkers

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I haven't listened to the first one hundred and eighty one blinks, so at this point I'm too far behind to get into it now.

My side hustle is taking a dollar from my children every time they say the f word

Last night @JohnBrownJr couldn't sleep because he was achy and had chills but now he's faithfully eating his morning cereal so my official diagnosis is that he's "fine" and was just "faking it for attention."

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very low energy today. think im gonna take an 8 hour nap at 10 am

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@JohnBrownJr @beerforbreakfast I'm sorry but this thread is the most married thing I've ever seen

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edward just looks like he finished crying and getting sick all the time

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Caps 

"GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR WE WONT READ AND YOU'LL NEVER FIND OUT IF CHARLOTTE SAVES WILBUR" is a thing I said today

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What to bring when you evacuate 

Hey y'all. My family is packed to evacuate at a moment's notice. Maybe you've been thinking about this too. Here's some ideas of what to pack:

Clothes (3-4 days worth)
Water bottles or bladder (3-4 gallons per person)
Portable nutritious food (3-4 days)
Prescription meds
Personal hygiene products
Anything pets or babies might need
Important docs (birth certificate, insurance proof, SS card, etc)
Cash
Battery powered flashlights, radio w extra batteries

Imagine parenting in 2020 and not teaching your kids to respect people's gender.

No thank you

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cereal 

Holy shit, chocolate peanut butter cheerios

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my bed is so comfortable; i just wanna lay here for the rest of the night

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making kids do the pledge of allegiance in zoom school is so depraved what the hell

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