Squidward (Crystal) @baronnarcveldt@radical.town

Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.

Wanna see something cute? These pics were both taken on saturday. Notice Carmen's hair color

@Aleums @realmaxkeeble

post-synth

for when you're nostalgic for a time ten years ago when the music was nostalgic for a time 20 years before that when the music was nostalgic for a time 30 years before that

I like it when people clearly click on my profile and like a bunch of stuff uwu

Crystal can have little a haircut as a treat

gm, here is Titus for your caturday consideration

New York Times, more like New York Crimes

Tony Hawk Prose Skater

Mopedcycle

flexible knees

C-SPAN ASMR