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@BestGirlGrace

boomers passing the imperial capitalism store: mom, i want a capitalism!

Mom: we have capitalism at home

Capitalism at home: late capitalism

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Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.

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couple selfies, eye contact, gender fluidity 

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@Aleums @realmaxkeeble

post-synth

for when you're nostalgic for a time ten years ago when the music was nostalgic for a time 20 years before that when the music was nostalgic for a time 30 years before that

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I like it when people clearly click on my profile and like a bunch of stuff uwu

Animal crossing 

@something thanks bud

"You are the most wonderful thing in the world and the thing under your bed won't be happy if you don't agree."

twitter.com/BotOminous/status/

"As you know Greendale students, we've spent the last few weeks in quaran-DEAN but that doesn't mean we can't let ourselves have some fun at our special online only COVID DANCE!"

nerding out over a cube, this is not a joke 

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gear 

animal crossing 

Only thing giving me solace right now is this picture of goose sleeping in the sun

re: acnh cranston is best villager dump 

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bright side with every meeting being a conference call (on cell phones lmao), i'm getting better at solving the rubiks cube one handed

exercise 

yes i care about the difference between lime and keylime la croix, we exist

wow, my phone camera has a selfie mode that illuminates the screen for better lighting. would have been nice to know, but i'm not a nerd for android updates anymore

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