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dream, gender + 

dreamed last night that I was working in like a fancy little boutique shop and helping a young hipster couple find some clothes. at some point they said something that made me startled and their response to my stammering was "well you're a girl, right?". i looked down, and realized i was at least in androgynous mode, if not girl mode, and they were treating me like i was presenting instead of as a soft guy. it made me wake up full of pride and joy

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Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.

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couple selfies, eye contact, gender fluidity 

Wanna see something cute? These pics were both taken on saturday. Notice Carmen's hair color

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I like it when people clearly click on my profile and like a bunch of stuff uwu

Holy shit lmao

When your family says they're getting together for Christmas in 2020:

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I feel like a big chunk of mastodon is two polar opposite where one side is just young shitposters and the other half is boomer-like tooting

they call it federation cause if you spend too long on this site youll wind up looking like this

We live in a society 

I think it's so telling what kind of world we've built for ourselves, the way we handle missteps.
I pay my phone bill completely and on time for literal years, and one month I across $12 in charges that I don't pay til later. So obviously my phone service needs to be shut off until that $12 is placed in their account. Absolutely no regard for the context of my relationship with them.
Whenever a system or authority tells me they "treat everyone the same" I get fuckin nervous.

quantum mechanics but they're people who work on really tiny cars

i log in to my work email today and there's several emails from Microsoft Cortana trying to summarize my day for me. when i unsubscribe, they ask me why i am doing so:

It's kinda great, how small this community is. I feel like I kind of know everybody here, it's like seeing the same crowd at a convention year after year.

@snailerotica @Ackthrice @Red

This is my Rubik's cube style puzzle collection. Only my fastest standard Rubik's cube is missing because I forgot it at work. 10 Rubik's cubes and 43 overall (not including the one coming in the mail I bought today). Kitty for scale, plus some close ups of interesting ones. At the bottom of the image is my stack mat and timer, which are what the pros use to time a solve. My average is 24 seconds, and my best is 13.77!

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Mental health, capitalism, neg 

Capitalism is garbage in part because it doesn't allow people time to deal with things like grieving. At the best of times, you can take time off for mental health, but then you get to deal with the stress of taking time off plus whatever you took time off for In the first place, and that is dumb as hell.

OR covid 

Anyone only kinda paying attention to how OR is handling this will probably feel the need to clamp down on their socializing again. OR and specifically Mult. Co. are recording spikes in "untraceable" cases.
They refuse to restrict, trace, or enforce screening for bars and restaurants. Don't go inside a bar or restaurant. Try not to interact with any at all if possible.
But don't get suspicious of each other and shut down what little socialization you've managed to safely rebuild.

was watching a video essay on the environmental themes in pokemon ruby and sapphire, they nearly missed this on the screen. I dare not look at the comments

Selfies, ec boost+ 

Saved some selfies for a day when I'd have to wear boring clothes to work and needed a boost

oh no! i am getting into the part of deleting dormant follows where i have to unfollow all my friends' old knzk accounts :(

transferring accounts 

So i've migrated accounts before, but before i do, is there a way to automatically pare down my following list to active accounts? or is that going to be a real labor of love on my part?

First I look goofy, then I look goofy trying to look seductive

You bet there's eye contact

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