Crystal Squidward @baronnarcveldt@radical.town

@BestGirlGrace

boomers passing the imperial capitalism store: mom, i want a capitalism!

Mom: we have capitalism at home

Capitalism at home: late capitalism

Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.

Wanna see something cute? These pics were both taken on saturday. Notice Carmen's hair color

@Aleums @realmaxkeeble

post-synth

for when you're nostalgic for a time ten years ago when the music was nostalgic for a time 20 years before that when the music was nostalgic for a time 30 years before that

I like it when people clearly click on my profile and like a bunch of stuff uwu

I fucking haaaaaaaaate tarantula. I catch them like a quarter of the time. Fuck this

Someone got wet

it's so nice tho... 😭
it's got magnets for stabilization, an over engineered core, and 3 level spring tensioning system

not to mention ancient technology like the colored plastic instead of stickers and anti-pop torpedos

my turn to request that you tell me not to spend money on a premium rubiks cube

are apples particularly rare? or have i just been unlucky?

i need magnets

bright side with every meeting being a conference call (on cell phones lmao), i'm getting better at solving the rubiks cube one handed

zac efron said just do enough exercise to keep your heart and brain healthy if you can. we have to stan

yes i care about the difference between lime and keylime la croix, we exist

wow, my phone camera has a selfie mode that illuminates the screen for better lighting. would have been nice to know, but i'm not a nerd for android updates anymore