boomers passing the imperial capitalism store: mom, i want a capitalism!
Mom: we have capitalism at home
Capitalism at home: late capitalism
Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.
@something thanks bud
"You are the most wonderful thing in the world and the thing under your bed won't be happy if you don't agree."
nerding out over a cube, this is not a joke
it's so nice tho... 😭
it's got magnets for stabilization, an over engineered core, and 3 level spring tensioning system
not to mention ancient technology like the colored plastic instead of stickers and anti-pop torpedos
re: acnh cranston is best villager dump
cranston says living in a hovel and going slowly insane as the bugs whisper to you is the best life
Hi, I'm Crystal
local to portland oregon
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.