dream, gender +
dreamed last night that I was working in like a fancy little boutique shop and helping a young hipster couple find some clothes. at some point they said something that made me startled and their response to my stammering was "well you're a girl, right?". i looked down, and realized i was at least in androgynous mode, if not girl mode, and they were treating me like i was presenting instead of as a soft guy. it made me wake up full of pride and joy
selfies eye contact, literally me being carly rae jepsen
Crystal Rae Jepsen
Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.
i just need like 20 friends to put up 5 million dollars each for this
if we're going to start a gay and trans mastodon commune, why not pool resources for this delightful place? fitness and spa rooms, like 8 bedrooms, and an absolutely giant tv for watching bobs burgers or evangelion.
just imagine the posts that could be written from that classy office
this is a celebration of american culture
video description: an hour long video done in the style of the lofi hiphop radio studying anime girl, but it's dorian electra in the style of their newer music. doritos and mountain dew, fedoras and trench coats, edgy joker aesthetic, etc.
anyone who both knows what kerning means and can properly define a p-value is constantly miserable every waking moment of their adult life
Topless enby, vegan diet, weight loss, alcohol +
I lost like 10 pounds in a week cuz I went vegan and stopped snacking or drinking alcohol (as much). This was a shock realization, because I was just trying to get healthy after an ulcer flared up
But omg, I feel hot! This is a good weight for me, even if the doctor says I'm still overweight
greece pol, refugees mistreated and used as political footballs
Greek authorities are apparently taking migrants' and refugees' phones and setting them adrift;
I am also Arya Stark because I am good with a sword, i move like a cat, and most importantly, i change my appearance and gender at will using magic