Radical Squidward 💜 @baronnarcveldt@radical.town

microsoft's next xbox is codenamed 'project scarlett' which is appropriate because frankly my dear i don't give a damn

try and tell me stock photos don't belong in art museums. i dare you.

so basically lickitung x anything = me

Meme time

You get a hair cut? Nope, I got 'em ALL cut

Now I just gotta get those straggly hairs from grey to "cinnamon stick" and I'll be all set

This lipstick is a force to be reckoned with, I've already smeared some on my hand and my phone and almost my shirt

It shouldn’t be called “instant” oatmeal. It’s relatively quick oatmeal

@themorgangoats it's southern hemisphere erasure

it’s my birthday!

bullshit that there is no spacebar on my phone’s emoji keyboard

Through the Looking Ass

having a normal one here in oregone

> Anti-government militias have vowed to protect an Oregon GOP lawmaker who threatened to shoot state police trying to bring him back to the capitol to pass legislation this week.

https://thinkprogress.org/anti-government-militia-oregon-republican-lawmaker-brian-boquist-police-e2cbce94e8ef/

@garbados Big baby gets elected, throws weirdest temper tantrum since 1803

In the Fediverse of life, I was posting on an alt for 35 years. I am finally enjoying who I get to be on main.