jack the pumpkin quing @baronnarcveldt@radical.town

dreamed last night that I was working in like a fancy little boutique shop and helping a young hipster couple find some clothes. at some point they said something that made me startled and their response to my stammering was "well you're a girl, right?". i looked down, and realized i was at least in androgynous mode, if not girl mode, and they were treating me like i was presenting instead of as a soft guy. it made me wake up full of pride and joy

Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.

Wanna see something cute? These pics were both taken on saturday. Notice Carmen's hair color

I like it when people clearly click on my profile and like a bunch of stuff uwu

what makes a rubiks cube algorithm more "fun" than another one? who knows. but i do have favorites

good morning to recipients of this message ONLY <3

trying to imagine the life of a person who just takes bitcoin at its word that it can be a new replacement for money, and has never heard a counterargument to that

huh, arguing about crypto on twitter and i have like 3 different people on the hook just genuinely interested and surprised at my argument that bitcoin might be kinda a bad idea lmao

when is knzk2?

for every person i find out is even tacitly ok with the idea of NFTs i will emit one scream

huh, beach city is down so i guess i'm squidward today. hey ya'lle

Did you ever see Major Lazer? This show flipping rules

oh hey, this account is alive

howdy, it's your old pal squidward