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Another long day at the posting factory, and I roll up to the water cooler to chat with my friend @Aleums. He says "have you signed this?", and hands me a folded gray card. Written on the outside it says "cw: selfie ec", and on the inside is a very nice picture of a person from the timeline and the note "boosts appreciated". I scan the document but a lot of people have signed it already. "Beautiful 😍" says one, and "cuuuuute ✨" says another.

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couple selfies, eye contact, gender fluidity 

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@Aleums @realmaxkeeble

post-synth

for when you're nostalgic for a time ten years ago when the music was nostalgic for a time 20 years before that when the music was nostalgic for a time 30 years before that

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I like it when people clearly click on my profile and like a bunch of stuff uwu

Genitals 

Scarf ec 

Ah yes, my favorite animated marine sponge: blowjob sweatpants

I don't get why tops are so obsessed with uncropped photos! I mean, so you really need to- *I'm interrupted by a phone call*

Uh uhhunh, mhmm, yeah, ok, yeah, but- oh. Ooohhhh... not WHOLE pics but.. uh-huh, mhmm, aahh, got it, thanks

Anyways nevermind haha

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