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hi, im ark. i think that raccoons are cats

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transphobia in image, fetishization of trans women 

yeah, this is why I say things like "we don't need allies." People will find a way to fetishize trans people constantly. Trans women can only be acceptable if they're hot. C'mon, I don't like contrapoints at all, and she doesn't deserve to have her "fans" talk about her like this. This is some bullshit that honestly made me stop posting selfies because I'm tired of people fetishizing me constantly, even #onhere, which is supposed to be this bastion of social justice. This type of shit needs to stop.

a dragonfly is a kind of flying lizard. i know this because both of these are green

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i'll tell you what i think a dragonfly is

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It's 2007. You're visiting your college friend in San Francisco. He's talking about making "Ray Smuckles money."

i can become a magnesium based lifeform. i can easily become a magnesium based lifeform.

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thinking about going around with the unbible and asking people if they've heard the bad news

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being the only person to state my pronouns when introducing myself, and thus instantly becoming the alpha of the group

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i now hereby declare that all of the guys who send me follow requests are married to each other, and the girls to each other, and thats that

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me: I am a fool. an ignoramus. I know nothing and I am content

some TikTok chud: heh heh, ever notice that animals only have two genders >:)

me: [eyes emitting unfiltered solar radiation] Consider The Fourfold Reproductive Relations Of The Humble Bee

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day 1 of mastodon: Hey there! I guess this is my uhh #Introductions I am just a pansexual leftist (?) I guess trying to check out what's going on in here! I'm always looking to learn and find out new things from new people so if you have an issue with anything I've said just hit me up! How's everyone doing?

day 527 of mastodon: get blocked fucker. i will shit all your mouths in hell. im defenestrating from my own instance . and by the way, i never liked the fucking alf meme in the first place

i dont think the centipede can be human. is the entire web of life not connected, ass to mouth?

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