Green Arkadia 🐲 @ark@radical.town

mastodon should get a new feature called a little cube that i keep in my pocket. anyone in the fedi can press a button to make this cube painfully jab me in the thigh

in 1429, the French army is getting stomped all over the place and are on the verge of losing the Hundred Years War. a peasant girl has a vision from God and insists on giving strategic and tactical advice to the French nobility. she turns out to be a military and theological genius who lifts the English siege on Orleans in less than a week and initiates a series of events that leads to the successful coronation of Charles VII and the eventual French victory

can eugen add a reverse filter option so that my tl exclusively shows posts that contain the words "gay" or "lasaga"

holy trinity of breaky beans

does anyone wanna hear a story of when i met up with a guy off /r9k/... it's pretty short

the 80s were epic because nobody needed a job and everything was taken care of and we didn't even hardly have to wash our own asses. no i don't think it's related that i was four years old in 1990

Would you enjoy differently-sized headings, blockquotes, code blocks, bullet point lists and other rich text features in toots on your home feed?

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I was gonna post "3d printer in name only for it is neither" but I guess it kind is 3d actually huh

A beautiful model 🦎😍