if SoundCloud rappers posted their lyrics on mastodon
It's like I living life in missionary, she says I'm always lyin'.
And when I go to call her out, I get blamed and start cryin'
My world is a star war, do or do not- there's no tryin'.
Tears are on demand. Too bad my eyes have stopped supplyin'.
I'm a sad masto rapper now- yer always tootin' and replyin'!
food mention - I think I'm hilarious
Me: "Remember dinner? Remember what a great idea that used to be..."
@ansuz: "Yeah, you wanna go make some dinner?"
Me, putting an Oreo in her face: "I went ahead and made myself a lil sandwich"
goth bf • late twenties • low on spoons
racists and terfs are gross • just be nice
[18+ only to interact with my lewd posts]
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