Alc Show more
I have returned from the crazy process of getting my bar open AND HERE IT IS I AM SO PROUD
A LOT of alc Show more
So I’ve been away for days and will continue to be becaaaauuuuse... my cinema/bar opens this week and here’s a taste of how much has gone into that
A little bit of Monica borat my wife
A little bit of Erica borat my wife
A little bit of Rita borat my wife
A little bit of Tina borat my wife
A little bit of Sandra borat my wife
A little bit of Mary borat my wife
A little bit of Jessica, borat my wife
A little bit of you makes me your wife
[loud discordant trumpets]
Margaret Thatcher, Hostess Cakes Show more
LMAO Margaret Thatcher head look like someone cut into a Twinkie™️ RIP
Food Show more
Wassup late night masto just baked some snickerdoodles because we watched too much Great British Bake Off.
catch jackdaw in the club, sipping on a grapefruit juice & club soda. chatting up the ladies like:
"you ever play a tower defense game? like, ANY tower defense game? you know those ice tower that slows down enemy waves? yeah, i came up with that. totally my idea. i don't like to brag about it though. other towers are 'cool' too."
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