a saposexual is someone who gets turned on by maple syrup
this is as good as it gets
never gonna top this maple syrup #content
@SarahKite woah this image is lewd af pls mark sensitive
When I saw this photo, I was so titillated that I instinctively reached for the huge bulge in my pants, where I keep my wallet. I lost all inhibitions and gave into my base instincts and immediately ordered a large stack of pancakes from IHOP on Grubhub. I'm spent...because payday is Tuesday.
1) perhaps seek help?
2) does IHOP even have real maple syrup available on the table?
3) when you get paid, making pancakes is cheap & easy; you can afford it
4) the most reasonably priced real maple syrup for your homemade pancakes is found at Trader Joe’s
(and yeah, your response was really funny 😂 thanks 👌🏼)
@SarahKite Such a turn on! Suck my sap baby!
@SarahKite who doesn't
@SarahKite wtf i’m a sapiosexual now
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