if someone criticised Rube Goldberg i would simply flip a switch that activated a miniature train, pushing an egg into a series of tubes that lead to a wind-up car toy with a needle taped onto it, popping a nearby balloon which caused a small weight to fall on a button that starts a sowing machine which pulls on the fabric it's sowing, releasing seven small marbles that one by one fall into a bucket, weighing it down until the frying pan it's attached to falls from its shelf and bonks them on the head
the tender, trapped; sad post (-) Show more
have i mentioned how great it is living with a spouse who doesn’t talk to me?
he comes home,
makes himself a margarita,
fixes himself a frozen meal,
goes to eat it in the living room,
while i type something for my literature class
Ball deodorant Show more
This is the same company whose tv ad says their razor is "taking the men's grooming world by storm"
lewd dildo post Show more
Picturing Marie Kondo going through a dildo stash, asking about each one’s joy factor
twf you dont know the language its in very well but a meme speaks to your soul anyway
(thx @FimbulK i think it was u that posted this)