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“Newton?”
*long, slow drag*
*exhale 💨💨*

“I haven’t heard that name in years”

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this is my
🎶 She’ll find you and she’ll kill you🎶
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Molten Light / Chad VanGaalen
(PLEASE NOTE:
CW:
the music video that accompanies this song is animated & depicts an initial act of sexual & mortal violence against a woman)
youtu.be/DLw5b70OJH8

boobs, not mine; no ec but eyes averted 

things to do with a dead Biden 

why am i even there?

it was time for me to reactivate or i’d lose my accounts

plus honestly, more friends on there than here, unfortunately

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so i’ve been over on birdsite & something weird that happened to me is i responded to the cool democratic socialist running for the mayor of my city, saying transit should be free

and she replied
and she liked & retweeted her own reply
which is nbd here but is not really something you do on 🐦

she liked my reply, and no one else did

it do be like that over on hellsite

covid-related dark humor 

𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞

to all these 20-somethings bragging about going out on the town, exercising their “free will”...

let me tell you a little something about “determinism”...

covid19/Republicans 

the fix is in/ covid 

janelle monae immediately took down an Instagram video she just posted of her clubbing, dancing w/a mask 😷 & sunglasses 🕶 & i guess some ppl told her ~hey, check your privilege & quarantine!~

musings - status update - sort of fed up/sad 

wanted: stabby ppl for the ides of march 

this really isn’t how i pictured the zombie apocalypse

envisioning a dystopian world where the billboards say “Got TP?”

and “swipe rights” are ppl who pose with a 48-roll pack ❤️

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🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻
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you call it social distancing

i call it license to fart with impunity

love how even the NIH head, even the CEOs were going with the president’s lead and lying through their teeth

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dear shitheads hoarding toilet paper:

when it’s all over, you’d better be planning on TPing mar-a-lago & trump tower & mcconnell’s private residence

“GUILLOTINES FOR THE CEOs BENEFITING FROM THIS PANDEMIC”

~ me, shouting at my radio

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