honestly why canโ€™t jack dorsey just send his beard hair to be made into a merkin like a normal weird billionaire

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๐ŸŽต on the twelfth day of tooting the fedi gave to me

12 apes a-vaping
11 lasers posing
10 ropes a-blasting
9 cancelled admins
8 guys replying
7 birthday fakers
6 slime emojis

5 migrations

4 boosted nudes
3 faved toots
2 coochie elves
and a whole fediverse of good friends ๐ŸŽต

honestly why canโ€™t jack dorsey just send his beard hair to be made into a merkin like a normal weird billionaire

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featuring bad toots with a festive garland to warm your holidays

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ

featuring bad toots with a festive garland to warm your holidays

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‘

birbsite sucking fucks

i canโ€™t reply to anything without somehow looking foolish or getting the tweetโ€™s intent wrong or being made to feel ashamed because someone thought a simple joke response was me hitting on someone & they have a problem with that only bc iโ€™m married & they need to deputize themselves into the leftist police squad

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