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Make one joke about something gross: ew gross

Make two jokes about something gross: I get it jeez

Make hundreds of jokes about something gross: ok, so like,,, is this something you like,,, like like?

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Introduction, sappy at the end 

I never did one of these elsewhere so here is my
I'm Philly, formally Phil but it's fine if you call me that as everyone in real life does. I am a nonbinary (they/them though I won't get mad at he/him, still go with those irl), bisexual (or pansexual, still not sure what the distinction is). I'm an accountant so if you even want me to bore you ask about what I do (or if numbers are your thing please do ask). You may know me from large threads and replying earnestly to you, it is what I do. I joke sometimes, but mostly I am just happy to be here, where I can learn about myself and all of you

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Having a normal day on a normal website with my normal friends and loving it

my gender is getting bowled over by a wave at the beach, exhilarating but terrifying and dangerous

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Bodily function, getting old 

my gender is that moment in between deciding to fart and finding out if it was a fart

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Last boost, I am not cis but I wanna try this express your gender as non gendered words, so here are a couple

the cis should start expressing their gender without gendered terms. as a bit and as an exercise in gender exploration. I think they'd just be a lot more chill if they felt comfortable describing their gender as a hard rock album at sunset after a really sweaty run.

Tinder shit 

Hmmmmmmmm ok after translating it seems they answered my question "no longer employed since the pandemic, what do you do?" Then "do you understand chinese" which, no not really also why have you moved from less than one mile to 5k or so miles away smh

Poop joke 

Nadler bringing new meaning to "democrats shit themselves thinking about taking a stand"

Callout post for babies 

one day, if you're lucky, you'll be old like me. I hope you make less mistakes and have less regrets

I don't know how to make callouts

there’s too much piss on the tl tonight.......i’ll be back once y’all have gotten it out of your systen

Make one joke about something gross: ew gross

Make two jokes about something gross: I get it jeez

Make hundreds of jokes about something gross: ok, so like,,, is this something you like,,, like like?

Rina in Yakuza Kiwami: I've never played billiards before
Also Rina: I carom shot the 9 ball on the first shot after the break, is that good?!

Finally home, time to log off and do something fun

*five hours later*

Forgot to log off

Why, this is violence!

Herc making Herc noises and doing Herc things (but in my space)

selfie, eye contact, boosts are okay 

[image description: a shoulders and up picture of me lounging in my bed; my hair is disheveled but i’m smiling; i’m wearing a plain tank top and a pair of computer glasses is resting on my head.]

Medical question 

sooooo I haven't had a doctor since I had a pediatrician. What is the difference between general, internal and family practice? In particular, which one do I need for my primary doctor?

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