Philly @SanfordianPhil@radical.town

He goes fast

I never did one of these elsewhere so here is my #Introduction
I'm Philly, formally Phil but it's fine if you call me that as everyone in real life does. I am a nonbinary (they/them though I won't get mad at he/him, still go with those irl), bisexual (or pansexual, still not sure what the distinction is). I'm an accountant so if you even want me to bore you ask about what I do (or if numbers are your thing please do ask). You may know me from large threads and replying earnestly to you, it is what I do. I joke sometimes, but mostly I am just happy to be here, where I can learn about myself and all of you

Having a normal day on a normal website with my normal friends and loving it

Faving every post in a conversation thread like I'm playing duck duck goose, where am I gonna yell goose (reply)

1. No bad faith responses or takes
2. Don't be super sexual if I don't know you
3. 18+ I probably won't post anything that 100% is illegal for you to view but I'd be more comfortable if you weren't following

Good afternoon, I accidentally put my mouthwash in way too early on the drive back to work and now my mouth tastes like hospital disinfectant smells

Say "yang gang" one more time mother fucker I dare you I will come through this damn TV

Whoopi actually pushed back on the "if the dems go left it won't leave anywhere for people in the middle to go but back to voting for trump again" line. "If they there's only two options and they vote for trump they aren't in the 'middle'"

Lol one of them said Kamala Booker and I'm.... phew

Apparently is Clinton day

Gonna wear a hoodie

High of 69°, noice

This piece of shit lyric brought to you by:
Shower Thoughts, the same thoughts you love to hate, now in the shower where you can't distract yourself. Shower Thoughts

Arabian kniiiiiiights
Just like Arabian paaaaage

Gonna shower (late) and try not to turkey it up (make me later, uncomfortable, bad). With any luck Doug will not be in office today (lie about when I showed up)

Coming in cold

I slept for 9 hours straight again so definitely still ill

I downloaded a tower defense game on my phone and I think it's time to ask for help. Please deliver me from the gameing curse