Philly @SanfordianPhil@radical.town

Make one joke about something gross: ew gross

Make two jokes about something gross: I get it jeez

Make hundreds of jokes about something gross: ok, so like,,, is this something you like,,, like like?

Things I've finished recently, thoughts thread

He goes fast

I never did one of these elsewhere so here is my #Introduction
I'm Philly, formally Phil but it's fine if you call me that as everyone in real life does. I am a nonbinary (they/them though I won't get mad at he/him, still go with those irl), bisexual (or pansexual, still not sure what the distinction is). I'm an accountant so if you even want me to bore you ask about what I do (or if numbers are your thing please do ask). You may know me from large threads and replying earnestly to you, it is what I do. I joke sometimes, but mostly I am just happy to be here, where I can learn about myself and all of you

Having a normal day on a normal website with my normal friends and loving it

18 more hours until snake time

Hello

Boosting for the west coast

Wooooo

In other news, I saw some horses

Gtfoh

Listening to a radio story about Brexit and Scotland and they introduced this mother fucker "Ronald McDonald"

Alright, work is done, tell your bosses to eat shit and leave

Gathering all the olds together to see if any of us remember where julles is to brutally murder them

Screaming the lyrics to Problem by Natalie Kills at Herc while he howls back at me

Did you know that until world war II that most sweet tea was actually green tea? Japanese occupation of major green tea exporters cut off US access so we switched to black tea. Now that's weird

Like somewhere out there someone in my job is thinking "oh good, it's starting to be slow again"