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Make one joke about something gross: ew gross

Make two jokes about something gross: I get it jeez

Make hundreds of jokes about something gross: ok, so like,,, is this something you like,,, like like?

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Things I've finished recently, thoughts thread

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Box turtle just absolutely booking it 

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Introduction, sappy at the end 

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Having a normal day on a normal website with my normal friends and loving it

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4000 colognes and 4000 perfumes dueling for supremacy

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hallway to the restrooms at the ballet smells like my prom

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Alright, work is done, tell your bosses to eat shit and leave

Listening to a radio story about Brexit and Scotland and they introduced this mother fucker "Ronald McDonald"

Alright, work is done, tell your bosses to eat shit and leave

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Gathering all the olds together to see if any of us remember where julles is to brutally murder them

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Hi folks I’m James Dean, you might remember me from “Rebel Without A Cause”, or “Dying In A Car Crash”

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Had to have pie, pie hopes for Thanksgiving
Settle for the jars when I couldn't make a filling

Screaming the lyrics to Problem by Natalie Kills at Herc while he howls back at me

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Weird tea rabbit hole 

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Google is exactly what happens when you put a bunch of too smart engineers in a building with healthy lunches and start clapping your hands and yelling "PRODUCTS!" at them

Work shitpost 

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