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Box turtle just absolutely booking it 

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Introduction, sappy at the end 

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Having a normal day on a normal website with my normal friends and loving it

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Faving every post in a conversation thread like I'm playing duck duck goose, where am I gonna yell goose (reply)

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Account rules 

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bethany you do not get a rose because i thought your freestyle was wack, and when you fell off the skateboard you actually got injured so it kinda killed the mood when i started laughing. please leave

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@j997922 jer, thank you deeply. i am but a rotund 1920's clean up hitter of a poster. im not that good at it but because athletics havent been invented yet i look very impressive

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got like 30 girls trying to wife me, fuckin wake up to estrogen patches hidden on me every day but theyll never wife me

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shout out to jer for always boosting the pics of my dog.

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We said "bingo! I crave the flame!" in my house for like two weeks

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Me, two hours ago: why am I missing every notification unless I'm looking directly at my phone?
Me, just now: huh why is my phone on vibrat.. ooooh!

First date 

Day late to this but the ET ride was just someone at Universal deciding that if Disney could have an extremely creepy ride targeted at children (it's a small world) then they could make one even creepier

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Talking about our love of Timothy Olyphant

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A mighty oak watches a chipmunk run away with a recently cast-off acorn.

"Goodbye, little acorn! Oh tiny seed, you small nut! Literal fruit of mine branches!" it calls.
"I had hoped you would become an even bigger tree than I, with stronger branches, and many more leaves, and one day, acorns of your own! But alas, tiny acorn... your path is instead through the digestive tract of that small rodent... Ah, such is life."

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Behold, the supple sapling of a simple sycamore. She sways silently in the still air; under the soft sweep of a transient breeze, she swoons.

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Justin's got the right idea. Being a tree would be pretty chill. You just spend all day stretching until you get taller

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Fell asleep in the recliner last night. No joke here, just wasn't great sleep

Justin's got the right idea. Being a tree would be pretty chill. You just spend all day stretching until you get taller

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hot damn, it's a picture of a cat 

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if you're thinking of following me because you saw a funny toot I did, please visit my profile and make sure you know what you're getting into

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Radical Town

A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.