Introduction, sappy at the end
I never did one of these elsewhere so here is my #Introduction
I'm Philly, formally Phil but it's fine if you call me that as everyone in real life does. I am a nonbinary (they/them though I won't get mad at he/him, still go with those irl), bisexual (or pansexual, still not sure what the distinction is). I'm an accountant so if you even want me to bore you ask about what I do (or if numbers are your thing please do ask). You may know me from large threads and replying earnestly to you, it is what I do. I joke sometimes, but mostly I am just happy to be here, where I can learn about myself and all of you
@j997922 jer, thank you deeply. i am but a rotund 1920's clean up hitter of a poster. im not that good at it but because athletics havent been invented yet i look very impressive
A mighty oak watches a chipmunk run away with a recently cast-off acorn.
"Goodbye, little acorn! Oh tiny seed, you small nut! Literal fruit of mine branches!" it calls.
"I had hoped you would become an even bigger tree than I, with stronger branches, and many more leaves, and one day, acorns of your own! But alas, tiny acorn... your path is instead through the digestive tract of that small rodent... Ah, such is life."
Same great Philly, but with 100% more free radicals
"Thotty and irresponsible, if you ask me" @anarchiv
Lewd/vent alt @PhillyB
(If I don't know you don't bother obviously)
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