Philly "Normal One" Bean @SanfordianPhil@radical.town

Make one joke about something gross: ew gross

Make two jokes about something gross: I get it jeez

Make hundreds of jokes about something gross: ok, so like,,, is this something you like,,, like like?

Things I've finished recently, thoughts thread

He goes fast

I never did one of these elsewhere so here is my #Introduction
I'm Philly, formally Phil but it's fine if you call me that as everyone in real life does. I am a nonbinary (they/them though I won't get mad at he/him, still go with those irl), bisexual (or pansexual, still not sure what the distinction is). I'm an accountant so if you even want me to bore you ask about what I do (or if numbers are your thing please do ask). You may know me from large threads and replying earnestly to you, it is what I do. I joke sometimes, but mostly I am just happy to be here, where I can learn about myself and all of you

Having a normal day on a normal website with my normal friends and loving it

No, you're a lightweight

Last boost, I am not cis but I wanna try this express your gender as non gendered words, so here are a couple

Nadler bringing new meaning to "democrats shit themselves thinking about taking a stand"

one day, if you're lucky, you'll be old like me. I hope you make less mistakes and have less regrets

I don't know how to make callouts

Rina in Yakuza Kiwami: I've never played billiards before
Also Rina: I carom shot the 9 ball on the first shot after the break, is that good?!

Guess I was too late

Finally home, time to log off and do something fun

*five hours later*

Forgot to log off

Why, this is violence!

Herc making Herc noises and doing Herc things (but in my space)