@GreenandBlack
Just a quick back-of-the-envelope, but if you could evacuate urine at 2,500 ft/s (~Mach 3) you could probably cut a porcelain toilet clean in half

@RobinHood I'll try my best pal

@GreenandBlack

Here lies Em
the people cried
they pissed so hard
they promptly died

@GreenandBlack you would also be launched a significant distance into the air. You’d be accelerated at about 14ft/second, so you might need to tether yourself to the toilet

@RobinHood alright, now how many toilets do I need to break before I do 7 million dollars worth of damage?

@GreenandBlack about 31,000

@GreenandBlack there is an economy of scale though, since porcelain is very susceptible to hydraulic fracturing, you’d probably destroy not only the toilet you’re sitting on, but also the rest of the toilets connected to that local system. (As in, the rest of the toilets in that bathroom, but probably not toilets in adjacent bathrooms)

@RobinHood @GreenandBlack replacing my dick and balls with a CNC diamond-aggregate abrasive waterjet cutter