Millennials be like โ€œoh god Iโ€™m so useless, anyway hereโ€™s a whole-ass blanket I knittedโ€

โ€œIโ€™m a such a chaos bottom! Uwu!โ€ the millennial says while tapping a hobnail into the heel of the shoe theyโ€™re making

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A tattooed enby lifts their welding mask, โ€œI just wish I was better at adulting, you know?โ€ They continue welding the frame on their homebrew electric truck

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โ€œA survivalist?!? Holy shit! Iโ€™d be useless in an apocalypse!โ€ Says the millennial whose entire pantry is homemade pickles

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@RobinHood This whole thing is just me. Just...

"I just can't function and I don't know how to fix it," says the autistic enby while publishing her sixth book.

@RobinHood "I'd probably be the first one eaten by the zombies," says the milliennial building their homemade shotgun with melted down slugs.

@RobinHood very good at doing stuff they don't know or want to monetize. Society may not have broken us but it has warped us pretty good

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I was gonna snidely say I can't do any of those but I actually can tig weld and cut pretty well.

@RobinHood I love these! We're not the problem, capitalism is the problem!

@RobinHood I love this whole thread, but this one in particular. The idea of being bad at adulting is a lie that makes problems inflicted on us by the outside world (mostly employers and the state) somehow our fault.

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