Nice try, but I’ve read this folk tale
My grandparents are Slovak, this is 90% of the stories they used to tell. I’ve been preparing to turn this shit down since before I could read
“Don’t let strangers fatten you up” is like the “Just say No” of eastern europe
@RobinHood what a thing to dm someone
@RobinHood But this guy has an entire house made of pastry! :V
@RobinHood downloading Grommr so I can clip directly into the gingerbread house
@RobinHood Im yugoslav, can confirm
@RobinHood They are just trying to keep the witch candy to themselves smh
@RobinHood I'll take that free food!
@RobinHood What is it with eastern european folk tales and cannibalistic bad guys anyway
@RobinHood “does the cauldron have massage jets”
@RobinHood I have no idea what to make of this offer.
@RobinHood where do I sign up
@RobinHood getting eaten by a magic user is honestly maybe preferable to seeing this year through
@RobinHood Waaaaait... have you secretely been a twink all this time?
@faho I think I’m more on the otter side of the spectrum these days
@RobinHood this is why I don't use grindr
@RobinHood i'm just astonished that this person apparently thinks you're a twink
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