These mussels guard the water supply for 8 million people in Poland
After passing three months of water across their discerning palates, the mussels are retired, to the body of water from whence they came
Rest easy you gallant bivalves, you’ve earned your peace
Some have argued that is means the water in Warsaw is not vegan
I can't even begin to respond to that
“In bed above, we’re deep asleep,
While greater love lies further deep.
This dream must end, the world must know,
We all depend on the beast below”
@RobinHood I love that
@RobinHood It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard and I love it
@RobinHood They did it, they invented non-vegan water
@RobinHood I can. "Fine, dehydrate, then."
@RobinHood this is badass
@RobinHood wow I love this
@RobinHood Was that non-vegans going "haha you cant drink water! gotcha!" or vegans going "dont drink water from warsaw, it's not vegan!!"
@ijyx good question, I’m not sure who struck the first blow
@RobinHood Similarly, particularly hardcore Orthodox and Ultra-Orthodox Jews in NYC (and likely elsewhere) use filters on their water so they don't accidentally consume the microscopic insects that can sometimes be found in our tap water.
@RobinHood wouldnt that mean that all water isnt vegan because fish or animals have touched it at some point
and i think thatd also make all water consumption cannibalism too
@RobinHood it honestly makes sense to me. I'm not vegan but I can see how it could be argued that the mussels are involuntarily enslaved for the purpose of providing the water that they're testing. Not unlike the definition of veganism when it comes to cosmetics.
@RobinHood true veganism is living in a society so alienated from nature that i dont even know what a mussel is
@RobinHood imagine reaching the point where your ostensibly pro-nature diet becomes so 21st Century faux-rationalist that you can't even drink water
@RobinHood didn't know they made mussel la croix
@RobinHood thank you so much for putting this on my timeline
@RobinHood this is rad as ever loving fuck
@RobinHood oh that’s a really cool workaround!
@RobinHood I am stunned that this is real.
@RobinHood work smarter not harder
Scientist: “Gah! It’s really hard and expensive to make detectors sensitive enough to monitor this water”
Mussel: *excitedly nudging the scientist’s foot*
Scientist: “Not now, Horatio! Can’t you see I’m busy?”
@RobinHood this is amazing 😮
@RobinHood Wait was that not a shitpost???
@masklayer nope! It’s absolutely true!
@RobinHood This is good
@RobinHood waiting eagerly for the punchline before i realize this is a real story, and a neat one at that
@RobinHood this is true?
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