It’s fun having allergies at a time like this,

when there’s absolutely no way to convince the people near you that you have allergies

β€œIt’s just allergies” I say, in exactly the same way that people in zombie movies say β€œit’s just a scratch”

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β€œI’ve known you for twenty years, I get a dry cough every year at the same time!” I beg, as my best friend digs a shallow grave, tears streaming down his face

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@RobinHood [grabbing the shotgun] don't worry, I'll put him down ma

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