The lyrics “look out! Here comes the Spider-Man” implies either
A) the people singing the song are comic book villains
B) Spider-Man is constantly crashing into shit
@RobinHood perhaps its referring to the collateral damage all superheroes leave in their wake
@RobinHood i mean he's canonically a high school student so he's probably just clumsy as shit
@RobinHood possibly C) if Spidey’s around, one should be aware there is a dangerous situation which he didn’t himself cause but which would be reason for him to show up or
D) it’s a heads up so that you too can take pictures of Spider-Man and sell them.
@RobinHood The singers might be presuming that you are a criminal, and are concerned for your chances against Spider-Man without a warning.
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