Humor: It’s funny when you get a pair of scissors but you can’t open the package, because you NEED a pair of scissors
Fediverse humor: what if there was a large grey room with a salt shaker lit by a single spotlight, and a caption that reads “SLAT”
@RobinHood SLAT 😭
@RobinHood if only our desktop machine wasn't packed. we'd fire up source filmmaker and *show* you fediverse humor,
@RobinHood Think sLat, only 99.99$
@RobinHood @spamilton slatper size me
@RobinHood I was just explaining this to someone the other day!
@RobinHood I was trying to share this joke with my wife the other day, and couldn't remember what it said on the wall
@RobinHood did you make this pic?
yes!
@RobinHood it's brilliant
@micrackbiron awww! Thanks! 💘
@RobinHood I have a question.
Why is this funny *now?!*
@RobinHood ... and prepper?
@dredmorbius epppe
@RobinHood this shouldn't be funny but i'm cracking up
@RobinHood ok i saw this last night and it haunted my brian all day lmao
@RobinHood I saw this again and it broke me all over again
@RobinHood Who is the unrelenting japester who came up with this mirth-laden chuckle-bait?
@RobinHood this is 100% my partner's impression of what Mastodon has done to me.
@RobinHood slat
@RobinHood We have the same humor as WWII veterans
slat sherkar