“Yeah hi, you got any of them Buzz Lightyear foot-vore pumps?”

“Hey there”

*suddenly whispering in your ear*

“can I LICK YOUR SOLE?”

@RobinHood i know someone who would buy these and wear them

@RobinHood

Gotta love the fashion choice of topping the buzz pumps with a plastic cup from the break room

@RobinHood "but the hole for the food is your mouth" ah yes, I see, as opposed to how it normally is, where the hole for your food definitely is not your mouth

caps 

@RobinHood the woody ones are the worst because the insides are mouth colored

@RobinHood AU where Woody and Buzz find common ground when someone pulls Woody’s cord and he says “HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES”

kink ment 

@RobinHood also if the NSA is watching Mastodon please delete this post

@RobinHood these shoes make me wish I could detach my feet at the ankles and throw them out the window

@tessaracked

Shoes scuttle out of the darkness,

surrounding your discarded feet,

as if of one mind,

they begin to feed

@RobinHood ...If I start seeing these in my nightmares I'm going to yell at you. D:

@RobinHood how the fukc did u manage to make it worse alkjadljasdlkjasdlkj

@RobinHood spell it as Soul and I’d feel much better about things like, you know, in general. Lol.

@RobinHood Woody has died and gone to that Beetlejuice waiting room and is distorting his face to frighten away interlopers

@RobinHood *cackling like a fuckin maniac as i boost these again*

@RobinHood AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@RobinHood can you imagine those cold, dead eyes just staring up at you all day?

@RobinHood

They had a lot of chances while making those shoes to just stop

@RobinHood that is terrifying and I had forgotten it existed until you reminded me

WHY DID YOU REMIND ME, O ALLEGEDLY NOBLE THIEF

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