Woody “gimme them TOES mmmMmmm”
@RobinHood OH NO.
NO NO NO NO NO
@RobinHood i know someone who would buy these and wear them
@RobinHood Buzz Toemoncher
"I am the boot in my boot!"
@RobinHood Buzz "To infinite toes... and BEYOND!"
Gotta love the fashion choice of topping the buzz pumps with a plastic cup from the break room
@RobinHood NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
@RobinHood the woody ones are the worst because the insides are mouth colored
@RobinHood oh this is awful
@RobinHood why do these exist
@RobinHood AU where Woody and Buzz find common ground when someone pulls Woody’s cord and he says “HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES”
“There’s a TONGUE in my boot”
@RobinHood JESUS GOD
@RobinHood when the foot fetish and vore converge
@RobinHood also if the NSA is watching Mastodon please delete this post
@RobinHood thanks I hate
@RobinHood these shoes make me wish I could detach my feet at the ankles and throw them out the window
Shoes scuttle out of the darkness,
surrounding your discarded feet,
as if of one mind,
they begin to feed
@RobinHood D: D: D: D: D:
I am so
@RobinHood a likely story
@RobinHood this is so fuckign cursed why
@RobinHood Woody? More like Footy.
@RobinHood ...If I start seeing these in my nightmares I'm going to yell at you. D:
@RobinHood "I demand feet. Not feet pics, feet."
@RobinHood how the fukc did u manage to make it worse alkjadljasdlkjasdlkj
@RobinHood spell it as Soul and I’d feel much better about things like, you know, in general. Lol.
@RobinHood this so cursed
@RobinHood I hate this so much, jfc who would buy these
@RobinHood Woody has died and gone to that Beetlejuice waiting room and is distorting his face to frighten away interlopers
@RobinHood I had to take my perfectly normal shoes off for a minute
@RobinHood *cackling like a fuckin maniac as i boost these again*
@RobinHood this is a Bad way to start my morning
God damn this really is the worst
@RobinHood can't unsee this
@RobinHood can you imagine those cold, dead eyes just staring up at you all day?
@RobinHood that's horrifying
@RobinHood *hides his toes*
They had a lot of chances while making those shoes to just stop
@RobinHood that is terrifying and I had forgotten it existed until you reminded me
WHY DID YOU REMIND ME, O ALLEGEDLY NOBLE THIEF
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