Woody “gimme them TOES mmmMmmm”
“Yeah hi, you got any of them Buzz Lightyear foot-vore pumps?”
High heels, but they actually make you shorter
*suddenly whispering in your ear*
“can I LICK YOUR SOLE?”
@RobinHood OH NO.
NO NO NO NO NO
@RobinHood i know someone who would buy these and wear them
@RobinHood Buzz Toemoncher
"I am the boot in my boot!"
@RobinHood Buzz "To infinite toes... and BEYOND!"
Gotta love the fashion choice of topping the buzz pumps with a plastic cup from the break room
@RobinHood NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
@RobinHood the woody ones are the worst because the insides are mouth colored
@RobinHood oh this is awful
@RobinHood why do these exist
@RobinHood AU where Woody and Buzz find common ground when someone pulls Woody’s cord and he says “HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES”
“There’s a TONGUE in my boot”
@RobinHood JESUS GOD
@RobinHood when the foot fetish and vore converge
@RobinHood also if the NSA is watching Mastodon please delete this post
@RobinHood thanks I hate
@RobinHood this is so fuckign cursed why
@RobinHood Woody? More like Footy.
@RobinHood how the fukc did u manage to make it worse alkjadljasdlkjasdlkj
@RobinHood spell it as Soul and I’d feel much better about things like, you know, in general. Lol.
@RobinHood this so cursed
@RobinHood I hate this so much, jfc who would buy these
@RobinHood Woody has died and gone to that Beetlejuice waiting room and is distorting his face to frighten away interlopers
@RobinHood I had to take my perfectly normal shoes off for a minute
@RobinHood *cackling like a fuckin maniac as i boost these again*
@RobinHood this is a Bad way to start my morning
@RobinHood Yep I'm having nightmares again tonight
God damn this really is the worst
@RobinHood can't unsee this
@RobinHood can you imagine those cold, dead eyes just staring up at you all day?
@RobinHood that's horrifying
@RobinHood *hides his toes*
They had a lot of chances while making those shoes to just stop
@RobinHood that is terrifying and I had forgotten it existed until you reminded me
WHY DID YOU REMIND ME, O ALLEGEDLY NOBLE THIEF
@RobinHood hmmm. fuck that.
@RobinHood Pull yourself up by your boot teeth.
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