“Huh, I wonder where this weird tube g—”
*a salmon traveling mach 5 passes cleanly through my skull*
@RobinHood Isn't mach 5 almost that many times faster than the average bullet?
At that point I think one could literally call it Cascadian artillery. XD
@RobinHood the perfect assassination
@RobinHood Stupid fox thinks he's a bear.
@Pyretta Yeah, but if you're a bear, then the only way getting killed by eating a salmon could get better is if it happened at the peak of orgasm.
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