Conservatives: โ€œLeftists want to suck out your soul and put it in a super-sexy androgynous machine, and feed you nothing but a healthy diet of soy products, and tuck you in at night with a gentle kiss on the foreheadโ€

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I guess the moral is that nothing will ever be as cool as a conservative nightmare

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Conservatives: โ€œI donโ€™t want to live in a leftist world where Iโ€™m forced to be nice or I get punished!โ€

Me: *full eye contact, slowly tapping a Bibleโ€

Mild Blasphemy, Childhood Reminiscing 

@RobinHood Me: "I don't know if I'm a 'furry' technically, even though I have a fursona, get commissions done of her, use her as my avatar, am okay with looking at furry art--"

*that gif gets posted*

Me: โค๐Ÿ’ฆ

lewd 

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Jesus: Full-communism now
Christians: There'll be time for utopia when we're dead

@RobinHood
-stands stunned, then slowly starts clapping, growing faster and faster until it's an enthusiastic roar of approval-

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@Bronco @RobinHood
3 colorless mana lets you play this Uncommon Artifact:

Bible
๐Ÿ“”
Artifact
โ†ฉ๏ธ: Add 1๏ธโƒฃ to your mana pool. This can only be used to cast W or G spells or to pay the cost of their activated abilities.

1๏ธโƒฃโ†ฉ๏ธ: Create a 2/1 White Zealot token with Vigilance.
2๏ธโƒฃโ†ฉ๏ธ: Create a 2/2 Green She-Bear token with Haste.

"2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."

@RobinHood "I'd join your wandering commune Jesus but my parents would get mad"

"Fuck em"

@RobinHood
I'm inclined to disagree. Bible doesn't force you to be nice, you have freewill, but you are just warned of the consequences.
However, whatever religious people tell you (specially if they are legalists) they will just focus on following things to the verbatim no matter how or what or even if it's really appliable.

@RobinHood Iโ€™m conservative and that is not the argument I have at all. Yo me that argument is generalized and misguided but I thank you for your opinion anyway.

@RobinHood Conservative fearmongering "This is the future progressives want" posts are starting to actually get accurate

@RobinHood @grainloom โ€œFood trucks on every corner?!โ€

Fuck yeah!

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