I guess the moral is that nothing will ever be as cool as a conservative nightmare
Becoming a cyborg to own the cons
@RobinHood Jesus: the original sjw
@RobinHood B-but m-muh old testament.
@trickster or just Leviticus.
Mild Blasphemy, Childhood Reminiscing
I remember staying awake (barely) in the Synagogue on Saturdays for those recitations which were nothing but brag lists of all the animals/fruits/grains/oils you were gonna' torch to impress Yahweh.
Young Me's internal monologue: "This is duller than dishwater and also wow God why did you want everyone to waste so much food?!"
@RobinHood This gets toot of the year.
@RobinHood Me: "I don't know if I'm a 'furry' technically, even though I have a fursona, get commissions done of her, use her as my avatar, am okay with looking at furry art--"
*that gif gets posted*
@RobinHood when he bows, wish that tail went a little higher.
Jesus: Full-communism now
Christians: There'll be time for utopia when we're dead
-stands stunned, then slowly starts clapping, growing faster and faster until it's an enthusiastic roar of approval-
@RobinHood you make me want to carry around a tiny fake bible just so one day I can make the same nuclear burn in action
How many lands does the bible provide?
↩️: Add 1️⃣ to your mana pool. This can only be used to cast W or G spells or to pay the cost of their activated abilities.
1️⃣↩️: Create a 2/1 White Zealot token with Vigilance.
2️⃣↩️: Create a 2/2 Green She-Bear token with Haste.
"2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."
@Ope psst: we have and through
@RobinHood ...so telling them they're free to ignore the rules...
@RobinHood "I'd join your wandering commune Jesus but my parents would get mad"
I'm inclined to disagree. Bible doesn't force you to be nice, you have freewill, but you are just warned of the consequences.
However, whatever religious people tell you (specially if they are legalists) they will just focus on following things to the verbatim no matter how or what or even if it's really appliable.
@RobinHood I’m conservative and that is not the argument I have at all. Yo me that argument is generalized and misguided but I thank you for your opinion anyway.
@RobinHood Conservative fearmongering "This is the future progressives want" posts are starting to actually get accurate
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