Me: “They sure consume a lot of dairy in the Redwall series. WHO ARE THEY MILKING?!?”
@RobinHood oh no
@RobinHood ooooooohhhhhh noooooooooo
@RobinHood I'm crying at work this isn't good
@RobinHood Anarchist take: Whoever consents to it.
@InvaderXan Wow, umm, nightmare fuel.
Suckling milk from the teet of mommy badger ~ <3
@RobinHood they steal it from the human farmers!
@RobinHood Mu o-o;;
Cluny had a cart horse, but that may be the only one in the series?
And also, how did I miss this as a precocious, pedantic kid??
@bouncinglime @RobinHood @naga IIRC, the first book was just kind of weird … like, wasn’t that the one where there was a full-scale real-ass farmhouse with full-scale cows and such that was implied to have been built by real-ass humans?
Afterwards Mr. Brain Jack just kind of avoided all those questions and never brought up stuff like “goat cheese” ever again.
@RobinHood I believe ~canonically~ it’s actually some kind of vegan milk equivalent made from dandelion sap or something??
@RobinHood yeah, apparently it’s “greensap milk” https://archive.is/HnklK#selection-1115.1-1125.130
@RobinHood *sighing loudly* you boost I boost we boost
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