“Hey Doc, feeling kinda sad”
Doctor, in a low growl, “Do you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”
Doctor, baring teeth “Do you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”
“Then ask your Doctor if Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”
“You are my doctor”
“Lycanthropy™️ is right for you”
“But Doctor, I am New Non-Drowsy Lycanthropy QuickGels™️”
@RobinHood "but doctor, i AM pagliacci!"
"wrong joke, buddy. you're looking for the next door over"
@RobinHood "The great werewolf clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and get bitten by him, that should pick you up."
@RobinHood I FEEL A CHANGE
BACK TO A BETTER DAY
HAIR STANDS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK
AND A QUESTION HANGS HEAVY IN THE AIR
@RobinHood And that doctor?
@RobinHood * very Pagliacci voice “but doctor, I’m already a lycanthrope.”
@RobinHood This is very good
@RobinHood 9 out of 10 doctors agree, lycanthropy is good for awoo.
@RobinHood fuck I love this so much
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.