Interpreting online reviews:
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: this person has not used the product
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: this person has used the product and liked it
⭐️⭐️⭐️: this person used the product and disliked it
⭐️⭐️: this person used the product and it hurt them
⭐️: this person does not know how to use the product and is afraid to admit it
arrived undamaged and on time
@RobinHood YEAH!’ But alternatively:
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: this person doesn’t have the heart to give something they liked anything less than the best score
@starwall damn, yours is better
@RobinHood I wouldn't have been reminded of it without yours and yours was good. More organized too.
@starwall awww, thanks Starwall!
@RobinHood ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐: this person liked the product but would feel too guilty to give it an honest score and risk lowering the average
@RobinHood Also, in my experience:
⭐: this person was one of the unlucky couple of percent who received faulty goods because nothing's perfect and, rather than requesting a replacement that the retailer would most certainly honour, decided that leaving a 1-star product review would in some way aid their fellow consumers in making a purchasing decision.
@RobinHood hmm, so i notice i give a lot of your toots one star, is there a manual online or
@RobinHood this post is ⭐⭐⭐⭐.
⭐ The product is probably okay, but the dealer and/or delivery company fucked up and it didn't arrive/arrived damaged; also I can't differentiate between products and vendors.
Where is the lie?
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