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Flirting with a girl, just found out she’s a SCRIMSHANDER

Trying not to get on my knee and propose right now

@RobinHood Leaves me thinking about how much ancient Roman graffiti and even prehistoric cave art likely embodies this kind of memetic deep lore.

re: Big ol’ Disney dick 

@RobinHood thick dick over rated

Big ol’ Disney dick 

No one's DICK as Gaston
No one's DICK as Gaston
No one's DICK’S as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no DICK in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any DICK, DICK, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose DICK they prefer to be on

Us pol 

On the upside, I may have converted my neighbor into being ok with Biden

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I moved three truckloads of brush

I’m covered in wood chips and leaf bits

And I smell like the inside of a work glove

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And suddenly you’re there, handing a ticket to a ghost, he’s standing right in front of you

But it’s not him, it’s his perfect kid

A kid who hopefully will never suffer the horror or the pain

A kid who brought his friends from school. His friends from school, who love and support him? Beautiful beautiful madness

The world is shit sometimes, and there’s always the chance that it might get worse

But I wish that one day soon, everyone can be who they are, easily

I hope for the day that Pride
and pride,
are one

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The important thing about being a Knight of Columbus is that while the name is very bad, there are no bylaws about who you can stab with the ceremonial sword

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