imagine if real life had background music and you're just stuck listening to your city's theme music on an endless loop every day
i already have to stand around in one spot and tell every new person arriving in town "oh, ho! welcome to Portland. go see THE MAYOR. he's been waiting for you!"
Is Agent Cooper the Mayor?
nah it's a yuppie that once summited Mt. Everest (which is a huge red flag) and honestly seems to hate the job.
That's less fun.
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.