imagine if real life had background music and you're just stuck listening to your city's theme music on an endless loop every day


i already have to stand around in one spot and tell every new person arriving in town "oh, ho! welcome to Portland. go see THE MAYOR. he's been waiting for you!"

@Quixote171 @lynnesbian

nah it's a yuppie that once summited Mt. Everest (which is a huge red flag) and honestly seems to hate the job.

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