Justin @Quixote171@radical.town

This is for the 3 of you that will enjoy it.

Ska covers of pop songs - A Playlist

https://open.spotify.com/user/quixote171/playlist/36stidlFJKnuoAPQfb9Y9J?si=2IbWdG38S0qG86zJDiordw

Why am I puking right now? I'm not drunk. What the fuck did I eat?

Goddamn, I love all you motherfuckers

Do you think that guy from The Silence of the Lambs likes to be tucked in at night?

It's 2am and I'm Wide Awake, a novel by me.

A shark is not your friend, no matter *what* they tell you. At best, you're their chum.

The internet's an amazing tool. Sometime's you're just like, "I would look upon a boob now," and just like that, a boob! Neat!

Short Round was wrong, there's *always* time for love, Dr. Jones!

I have value

Oops, might've ruined my own night with this one.

Statistically speaking, there's a snake in your house right now.

Also, an infinitely-large field houses an infinite number of snakes, *all* of them venomous.
Look out!

"But Justin," you say! "You know that sharks are only found in salt-water oceans? Surely the rivers and lakes that you're used to are devoid of those toothy boys!"

"Fool!" I say unto thee! "Just because one cannot *see* them, does not mean they are not there, lurking just beneath the placid surface of your favorite swimming hole! Is this not the basis of every religion on the planet - Blind Faith in what one cannot see but knows to be true?"