Holly Jolly Juice @Quixote171@radical.town
Hopefully this is the last time I need to change instances.
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Joined Oct 2018
Anyone wanna talk about my favorite sport, baseball?
I know lots of things: ERAs, RBIs, Passed Balls,
Running boys, and crouching men, the infield-fly rule - Just ask!
Holly Jolly Juice
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fucked up how when I toot something my notifications aren't immediately flooded
Decided that I'm now a baseball man.
Love that basey ball game.
Only... 56 more days 'til Pitchers & catchers!
Can't wait to watch those speedy boys throw that little ball around.
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🎵 on the twelfth day of tooting the fedi gave to me
12 apes a-vaping
11 lasers posing
10 ropes a-blasting
9 cancelled admins
8 guys replying
7 birthday fakers
6 slime emojis
5 migrations
4 boosted nudes
3 faved toots
2 coochie elves
and a whole fediverse of good friends 🎵
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Y'ever think about how very tenuous "normal" is? Everything breaks down with just a little thought.
What the fuck are lips, and why are we just ok with them being where they are? Why does it feel nice to put yours on someone else's? Let me touch my feed hole to your feed hole, it'll be fun, I promise.
That's fucking weird.
Anyway, anyone wanna make out?
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its called a crush cos you want them to crush your head between their thighs
Holly Jolly Juice
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the masto ratio is when a toot gets favs and no boosts because your mufos are cowards
@Thomas
Hey, buddy, quick question.
Folks, with 91% of participants reporting, I'm ready to unleash Tuesday's Masto-Sourced Playlist, The One About Very Specific People!
We're currently looking at 34 songs, provided by your fellow Mastodontists!
Boost far and wide, and DM me if you want to be part of the next list, on Friday!
I think not renaming the Spanish café con leche, "Café Olé" so that it sounds like the French café au lait is a real missed opportunity.
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life as a lefty: getting excited when people say “lefty” and thinking they mean “left-handed”
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I need you fucking assholes to stop writing "RIP [celebrity]". It's not funny.
In a conference call about our new 401k plan and "Wealth Management" and the woman just asked how often we review our investments, and I may have accidentally laughed out loud.
Y'ever think about how very tenuous "normal" is? Everything breaks down with just a little thought.
What the fuck are lips, and why are we just ok with them being where they are? Why does it feel nice to put yours on someone else's? Let me touch my feed hole to your feed hole, it'll be fun, I promise.
That's fucking weird.
Anyway, anyone wanna make out?
Deleting Work VoiceMails Without Listening to Them Puts Me in the Holiday Spirit
IN A COCKTAIL BAR
Holly Jolly Juice
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@pig @slipperywerm please tell me you've seen this https://youtu.be/_74N7KJmEj4
DMs are out for the Tuesday Playlist.
Let me know if you want to play!
Holly Jolly Juice
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what's a ska musician's favourite card game? Show more
Hopefully this is the last time I need to change instances.
He/Him
Joined Oct 2018
