Randy Johnson exploding a bird, I think about that a lot
@Pixley oh wow I hate this. This is forbidden wisdom.
@Dayglochainsaw nut, fruit, vegetable, and berry all have hilariously divergent botanical and food definitions
@Pixley I would like to see them
@Aleums I will post clocks when I don't have a cat on my lap
@Pixley that sounds awful
@Pixley did he try to sell you life insurance?
@violet he did not! Very professional mostly
@Pixley i don't watch jeopardy but my parents do watch the old people channel so at this point i've seen more trebek in life insurance ads than on the show he's known for
but that's good he was very professional with the exception of inappropriately touching you
@Pixley - Zodiac is probably dead or extremely old and sitting in a nursing home somewhere pooping on himself.
@galacticstone he totally is! We're never going to know!!
@Pixley meet my friends, Hevelyn and Shevelyn
@Pixley this thread makes me happy and proud to know you
@neoncoughh the maple syrup reserve!!!
@Pixley I know!!!!!!!
@Pixley - The irony present in the Ryan-Rage equation is so thick and so overwhelming that I can never forget it. I still think about it often.
@Pixley I don't think he hears the words to their songs
@jacethechicken but the words to their songs, and I say this with love, are just the titles of the songs yelled over and over
@Pixley karen why did the saint paul saints have a marcel marceau night just wondering
@t54r4n1 well, they're the Saint Paul Saints and uhhhhh,,,,,,,,
@Pixley how did they make it Marcel Marceau night? I am assuming from your toot that biographical facts were shared?
@tessaracked between innings, they had like, a mime come out and do mime stuff, and also someone told us facts about Marcel Marceau. I think maybe his granddaughter or something was there??
@Pixley the grandfather: a beloved performer. The granddaughter: an heiress with an insatiable hunger for stadium hot dogs. Every season she winds her way across the continent, Marcel Marceau Days heralding her arrival
@Pixley Marcel Marceau Night
@brogepi I know!!!!
Also there was a vendor who had a metal thing of freshly fried mini donuts strapped to him, and I think about him yelling "HOT FRESH MINI DONUTS" a lot, that's a bonus one for you
@Pixley This man had a bandolier of hot fresh mini donuts on Marcel Marceau Night
@Pixley lemon sorbet is bae
@Pixley I really goddamn like lemon sorbet
@a_breakin_glass it should be served at all multicourse meals imo
@Pixley Storing that much maple syrup makes me think of the Boston Molasses Disaster
@erinbee another thing I think about so much
@Pixley Canada learned from the Great Molasses Flood the destructive potential of syrups
@Pixley wow, holy shit if I ever forget his gender in a sentence, I’ll use this to dismissively say “oh dear no, I meant his wife, Evelyn.”
@brightneedle my cat, who is a girl, is named for Evelyn Waugh,,,,, but which one?
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