The top story on the local news was "$560 in cash fell out of a guy's sweatpants at the movies and a teen girl found and returned it" and the second story was about a bank robber at large
even though it's apparently pretty futile these days as far as how much money there is to be made and security, being a bank robber is still cool
@mal undeniably cool
@Pixley this cheered me up a lot. I look forward to more local news from Karen
@WoozleWuzzle happy to help!
@Pixley These are probably unrelated
@Pixley in my world these are connected stories.
Same cinematic universe.
@dollhaus I'm not saying they're *not* connected!
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