Ads were better when they were blatantly threatening
@Pixley modern ads: sniveling, cowardly, annoying
old fashioned ads: powerful, informative, slightly arousing
@Pixley I don’t think I can fully parse the words, but I fully understand the message
@brogepi do you mean business or don't you? huh? punk? Do you mean BUSINESS
@Pixley You sniveling worm. I cannot believe you have come here, to find our machines, and you do not mean business.
lewd, inflicts minor psychic damage
@Pixley LISTEN. our wolves are dom play. If that's what you mean, COME
@Pixley Our Machines
KICK YOUR ASS
Don't want your ass kicked—DON'T COME
@Pixley lmaooo this is so excellent
@ItsJenNotGabby they are business and business is excellent
@Pixley So this is where Big Bill Hell got the inspiration from
@Pixley I think we are almost all the way back around to this and it excites me
@Zoe they will be reading your posts for inspiration
@Pixley I really do feel like I could make a killing if people would just give my ad threats a chance
@Pixley and when he had opened the fourth seal, i heard the voice of the fourth beast say, come and see -- follow the orb on mastodon dot com
@Pixley does this machine have a Tinder bio that says "no drama"
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