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Ads were better when they were blatantly threatening

@Pixley modern ads: sniveling, cowardly, annoying

old fashioned ads: powerful, informative, slightly arousing

@Pixley I don’t think I can fully parse the words, but I fully understand the message

@brogepi do you mean business or don't you? huh? punk? Do you mean BUSINESS

@Pixley You sniveling worm. I cannot believe you have come here, to find our machines, and you do not mean business.

lewd, inflicts minor psychic damage 

@Pixley Our Machines
will
KICK YOUR ASS
Don't want your ass kicked—DON'T COME

@Pixley So this is where Big Bill Hell got the inspiration from

@Pixley I think we are almost all the way back around to this and it excites me

@Zoe they will be reading your posts for inspiration

@Pixley I really do feel like I could make a killing if people would just give my ad threats a chance

@Pixley and when he had opened the fourth seal, i heard the voice of the fourth beast say, come and see -- follow the orb on mastodon dot com

@Pixley does this machine have a Tinder bio that says "no drama"

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