Good morning, this image is at the top of a New York Times article about celery juice, and it looks like a shitpost
@Pixley CELERY MAN
@tobinalex buy buy buy!
@Pixley oh my god
@bryn also the headline is "Why Is Everyone Drinking Celery Juice as if It Will Save Them From Dying?"
@Pixley holy shit
@bryn a ghost told a "medical guru" to drink celery juice so now everybody's drinking celery juice
this is true
@Pixley why would you take medical advice from a ghost, it's fucking dead
@bryn this is also, it important to note, how chiropractics got started. The guy who started chiropractics wasn't a doctor, but the ghost who talked to him was
@Pixley I don't know how much more of this I can take Karen oh my god
@Pixley im uncomfortable with how much i already know about this guys book
@ark he's got two million Instagram followers too
@Pixley 😰 noooooooo
@Pixley it just needs the stonks meme and it'd be perfect
Someone needs to photoshop "Stonks" in there.
@Pixley sell eggplant! buy celery!
@interneteh gonna let you in on a lil secret: next is papaya
@Pixley I grow food,so if I offer any tips, it's insider trading
@interneteh ooh yeah you gotta be careful with that
I will never have as good curation skills as Karen
@Pixley juicero 2.0?
@Pixley thank you for posting about this one instead of bret stephens' bullshit
@healyn oh I saw that, and I saw Brooks's "don't drive me away, Dems," and I saw "the dream of a Harris-Buttigieg ticket" and I posted about celery
This is amazing me
@Food it's so good!
@Food well I hope it ends a little better for the celery juice people than it did for the guy in Pi
@Pixley Trading Places but they buy celery juice futures
@Pixley how do we know it isn't one, after all?
@Pixley nice to see lettuce dog got a gig
Computer, run Celery Juice
@Pixley Now, Tayne, I can get into
@Pixley abrstact meme irl :O
@Pixley I think that might actually be what that image is. Journalism isn’t that much higher above it, honestly. Also, what relevant news is there about celery anyway?
@Pixley is it a shitpost or a textbook background image?
@Pixley C E L E R Y M O D E
@Pixley this is corporate galaxy brain
@Pixley Sell celery juice, buy frozen concentrated orange juice!
@Pixley karen I am screaming
@Zoe I hope that what you are screaming is "CELERY"
@Pixley holy shit Karen
@Pixley stonks voice: celry
@Pixley More like sellery.
@Pixley it is a shitpost
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