What the hell
@Pixley the efficient and spectacular, haha
@boisdevache it's pretty spectacular, I guess!
@Pixley it is so so nice to suck on my pigeon’s beak
@Pixley the disparity between the details on the different hands is alarming
@laser that's what you find alarming here, ok
@Pixley everything else seems to check out
@Pixley “gape open its bill”
the two genders, Efficient and Spectacular
@Pixley ah, the little prince. a classic
@Pixley what are you reading today?
@purgatos I'm scanning an omnibus of The Avicultural Magazine from the 1950s
@Pixley my favourite
@Pixley "pumps" the young bird's head
@alex what are you implying here
@Pixley I mean, it seems to aid peristalsis
@Pixley hmmmm the text!!!!!
@alex I did!!!! Posting it is a "hmmm" in itself!
@Pixley “the efficient, the spectacular” sounds like the name of a mid-period Blood Brothers song
@neoncoughh hahahah oh my god
@Pixley you can imagine it, right?!?!?!
@neoncoughh the breakdown in "The Efficient, the Spectacular" fucking rips
@Pixley the things parents will do for their children
@Pixley going to gently prise open some mandibles, as one does of a Wednesday morning
@pig starting the day off right
@Pixley Karen, stop reading the NYT opinion section!
@dirt hahaha David Brooks could never
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@it Assuming The Girls Are Pigeons
*sigh* all the best ones are
@Pixley the thumb in that top pic is so freakishly long. it’s breaking my brain.
@Pixley Listen I love our pigeons but I would never in a million years
@photophoregirl oh I'm so glad you saw this
@Pixley Language library has unexpectedly failed. Please restart human.
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