What the hell
Listen, I am on my lunch and I am very bored and I am still thinking about this pigeon thing
@Pixley it is so so nice to suck on my pigeon’s beak
@Pixley the disparity between the details on the different hands is alarming
@laser that's what you find alarming here, ok
@Pixley everything else seems to check out
@Pixley “gape open its bill”
the two genders, Efficient and Spectacular
@Pixley what are you reading today?
@purgatos I'm scanning an omnibus of The Avicultural Magazine from the 1950s
@Pixley my favourite
@Pixley “the efficient, the spectacular” sounds like the name of a mid-period Blood Brothers song
@neoncoughh hahahah oh my god
@Pixley you can imagine it, right?!?!?!
@neoncoughh the breakdown in "The Efficient, the Spectacular" fucking rips
@Pixley the things parents will do for their children
@Pixley going to gently prise open some mandibles, as one does of a Wednesday morning
@pig starting the day off right
@Pixley Karen, stop reading the NYT opinion section!
@dirt hahaha David Brooks could never
@Pixley Listen I love our pigeons but I would never in a million years
@photophoregirl oh I'm so glad you saw this
@Pixley Language library has unexpectedly failed. Please restart human.
@Pixley (b) the spectacular
@ponfarr I love it so much
A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.