Please chime in if "your" "office" offers you free lunch because according to the New York Times it is "almost obligatory"
@Pixley where in the fuck can I go to get a job at a place that gives me fucking beer. What the fuck
@nuttgodd you can work at Big Ass Fans, they have a beer fridge that unlocks "if the day's sales goals are met"
@Pixley one might say I'm a big ass fan. A fan of big asses that is
@Pixley what kinda millennial ass article writer ass young startup ass do I gotta be to work at a place that gives you free food
@nuttgodd Daily Harvest, "yesterday we had kelp pad thai and we didn't have enough for everybody, it was anarchy"
@Pixley like on 5 special occasions throughout the year sure
@radicalrobit we get $10 each a week to buy snacks and it feels like an absurd luxury
@Pixley wow yeah it does
@Pixley I know that Canva in Sydney does this. My work rarely does it, and does supply alcohol during those times.
@Pixley i dont even get a free lunch at a bbq joint
@burgin that is HORSESHIT
@Pixley lollllllllllllll although at least in academia we do get leftovers from events sometimes. esp in a big library.
@platypus oh yeah lunch events are always very exciting
@Pixley my longest "shut the fuck up you fucking fuck" ever - 32 minutes
@Pixley lol no
@Pixley uhh the board buys us lunch once a year after our busiest month??? uhh
@Pixley just say white people work there, damn
@Pixley well no fucjing shit if you work for an Italian fucking designer you're gonna get shit like that
@Pixley low cost multi course go fuck yourself. Fucking
@nuttgodd I'm starting to be a little bit genuinely sorry I brought this to you all
@Pixley well if we didn't get mad at the bourgeoisie then we'd lose our fire
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