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Me and anti-intellectualism sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

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Listen fuckos, I will read you this book page by page if I have to

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Oh yeah hey if you want to subscribe to Don't Threaten Me With a Good Lifetime, please go to tinyletter.com/pixleyamelia thank you bye

I'm listening to my husband's Russian Duolingo lessons and it seems like, if the point of the Italian course is to send you to Italy so you can visit palazzi and eat formaggio, the point of the Russian one is to pull off a successful kidnapping

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I'd like to tell you all about this intersection I lived near a few years ago

Do not go to this playground, nothing good will happen here

Today's Jeopardy! had a whole category about Pokemon and a clue about a town in England called "Nether Wallop", is one of you writing for his show now, I did not hear about this job opportunity

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dog is best weather forecast

send dog outside. if it comes back wet, it's raining

send dog outside. if it comes back covered in bees, there's bees outside

send dog outside. if it comes back and says it's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says it feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain, it's pagliacci

Rewatching one of my favorite Lifetime movies because y'all are going to fucking love Trigger Point

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@alex guitars george is an outlier, most guitarists know only one chord

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Old photos, Baby Wotan 

Duolingo told me that I advanced to the Pearl League but also keeps showing me that I am in Amethyst, I will burn Duolingo to the ground

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I don't know how to respond to people being nice to me I wish I could like and boost them IRL

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My favorite review anyone has ever left about my job is, "When we checked in, they said there would be coffee and pastries available in the morning, but when we came downstairs, there was no tea and no fruit."

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"The average person knows 12 Karens" is actually a statistical error. The average person knows 1 to 2 Karens. Gen-X Sarah, who writes thinkpieces for the New York Times and knows over 10,000 Karens, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

My bio has said "I have heard your Karen jokes and they are bad" for a while, perhaps the New York Times should have taken note

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The joke's on you, Mastodon, all the pieces are falling into place

It replaced "I helped him drink his wine" with "we always had a mighty fine time" and "make sweet love to you" with "be a good friend to you" and I mean, that's a real weird song anyway so it worked out okay

There's a frog named Jeremiah in my Pocket Camp campsite right now, which means I have the version of "Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog" that we sang in music class stuck in my head

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one time i was walking around cap hill and i saw this brand new vespa scooter and someone has slit a hole in the leather seat and stuffed an entire chicken caesar salad leaf by leaf into the slit and then left the empty salad container there and i think about that a lot

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