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Oh no I am getting emotional about trees again

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Well, time to listen to Bright Eyes and read about murder

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I don't know why I bother to make any posts other than cat pictures, selfies, and "fuck you"s to my dearest pals

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Hurry up Jeff Tweedy, it is a school night

Oh no I did it again, what is wrong with me

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I have to share this Karen text exchange with our Masto buds, it’s too good not to

Whoops I was rushing to finish this book before I left but now I am going to finish it with like eight minutes to spare, time to scan reeeeeeeeeeeeeal sloooooooooooow

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You can eat a diamond. It doesn’t mean anything

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Jake never stop boosting the hits, they’re all amazing

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Thought I needed to develop a bit, then I realized my bit is that I’m handsome and have great posts and everyone loves me and I’m going to heaven when I die

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*extremely sweetness voice*
If you’re listenin’ uuuuuwwwwwwwwuuuuuu

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Oh no I liked a "like this for a subtoot" post and then remembered I have no awareness of how other people view me

He's now floating a scheme in which pitchers, starters and relievers both, get paid according to the amount of outs they get, and if the bullpen guys don't like it they should just try harder to be starters and I am going to sigh myself inside out

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if you make a joke on Mastodon, no matter WHAT the content is, after 50+ boosts people will appear in the replies that take it completely at literal face value.

you could post "a man walks into a bar, says ouch!" and if it receives 50+ boosts, then you will begin seeing replies like "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STEEL BAR PLACEMENT IS DEREGULATED BY PROFIT DRIVEN CROOKS!"

this theory is commonly known as Eugen's Gambit. and i love it.

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if you cannot handle that minor responsibility, to give a shit and be a mindful person online, then get out of my feed asshole

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let's hear it for gay communist trains! give it up everybody!
*my eyes dart around desperately seeking approval*

If Jack Morris told me he thought kittens were cute, I would tell him to shut the fuck up and reevaluate the cuteness of kittens

Why do the Twins persist in bringing Jack Morris on to do the color commentary, he has never enjoyed anything in his life and all his opinions are wrong

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My favorite sitewide Goop tic is referring to "that second cup of coffee" as how you like, really know you're having a roughie, a spectacular indulgence

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