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I'm rereading Stephen Florida because why shouldn't I, and just, please read the first page of this book, I have literally made people listen to me read this aloud at parties

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Oh no I am getting emotional about trees again

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you ever get the sense that some people just have misguided priorities

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I will not stand for coleslaw Erasure on my timeline

How do I only have two pairs of navy tights, and how does one of them have a fucking run in them, WHY would I put them BACK IN THE DRAWER

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Hi just hopping in to say Eweish is full of shit, she accused todd of using the t-slur specifically.

When that story fell apart she changed it.

Now she continues to misgender them while accusing them of being a creep which is both unfounded and wrong.

If you're going to believe this shit from her do me the favor of blocking me now thanks.

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@dirt they only have a black and white printer, so his student worker colored them in!!

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creme fraiche is an excellent addition to basically everything

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from MFK Fishers sardonic and darkly optimistic guide to wartime living, ‘how to cook a wolf’, the last paragraph on a chapter about cooking odors in blackout conditions: “or you can broil the meat, fry the onions, stew garlic in the red wine..and ask me to supper. I’ll not care, really, even if your nose is a little shiny, so long as you are self possesed and sure, wolf or no wolf, your mind is your own and your heart is another’s, and therefore in the right place.”

"Why was it Gritty?"
"I don't know, we like Gritty."

Apparently for the Gritty-themed potluck at Kyle's office, he fucking printed out the thing @dirt made and it just lives over his desk now and I am dying

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🎵 on the twelfth day of tooting the fedi gave to me

12 apes a-vaping
11 lasers posing
10 ropes a-blasting
9 cancelled admins
8 guys replying
7 birthday fakers
6 slime emojis

5 migrations

4 boosted nudes
3 faved toots
2 coochie elves
and a whole fediverse of good friends 🎵

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His Dark Materials? I took them. they’re My Dark Materials now

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I am very mature, and a hockey commentator saying "there's plenty of action, but no scoring" did not make me snicker just now

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If you don't tell my friends they're hot I'll poison you

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I believe any society that does not in a fundamental sense recognize everyone's right to say "fuck off" is a bad one.

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When I used to host trivia, one of the best music rounds I did was where the theme was that every song was called Born to Die

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Once again I would like to curse the person who invented my cat's pancreas medicine, which has to sit in his wet food for 15 minutes before he can eat it

I listened to Space Humpin' $19.99 about twelve times today and I would like to inform you that it still bangs
youtu.be/deKDJKoaOjg

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Can’t help but think of @Pixley when there’s a Jeopardy category of “Trees.”

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