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I guess I will do this again since I had to move again.

Hey. I'm A.J. I'm 30, Canadian, trans femme, in the early stages of HRT at the time of tooting. A member of KNZK GANG that lost her home. I'm known on Mastodon for journaling my transition, being one of the few sports people, especially one that works in sports, some successful song parodies, and trying to help others through mental breakdowns while navigating her own. Follow if you like any of those with some shitposting.

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All right, tooters young and old. Come gather round the bonfire of burned instances. Yes, it's quite warm isn't it? I promised you a surprise for the mass mastoversary, and while the day has passed here, the night is still green enough to tell you the tale, in pictures and all, of how A.J. came to be.

Bring a drink and prepare for the timeline to be flooded. This will get ugly at points.

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KNZK Remastered:

*To the tune of Jolene*

I've never used you in a game
Because your moveset's super lame
And I can not compete with you
Goldeen

Your flaming fins of auburn fire
Don't make me want to train you higher
So take your tiny horn and shoo
Goldeen

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen

Please just leave and go back to the seeeeeeea

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, GOLDEEN

A Magikarp would have more use to meeeee

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Hey y'all,

Today has been really hectic, but also really awesome. Kind of overwhelmed by it all. Here are the links to my coming out article and the podcast episode that I shot.

Article: jaysfromthecouch.com/2019/06/1

Podcast: traffic.megaphone.fm/LKN636962

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KNZK Remastered:

Take me down to the Parody City
Where the words are changed to a familiar ditty
Oh won't you please change this song!

Like, there are things that make me think I can move past this point...

And yet here I am, alone and hating myself, wondering who could ever think I am worthwhile, and giving into it and not stopping it and just spiralling regardless

Don't mind me. Just having one of those questioning existence kind of nights.

You would think I would have less stress at work with there being no actual sports to write about...

Nope!

I watched Cats.

I can't say I didn't get what I was expecting.

Day One: A song about fucking (that isn't from songs about fucking) 

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All right, what better way to return by making sure I have to do it for 30 days straight for the by Hanny sponsored by ?

Does anyone have good recommendations for someone to commission a drawing of an RP character that I am using? I want to support a trans artist if possible during this time, but I am kinda clueless on where to go so I will take suggestions.

So I know I haven't been here a lot lately. Honestly, I have been spreading myself very thin among many social groups. It has been affirming to know that the Arianna y'all know has been able to assert herself outside of this realm. But I do know I have been neglecting people I care about here, and for that, I am sorry. I am only one woman. But I still feel remorse. I know most of y'all probably don't care. But just know, even if I am not tooting or anything, I still give a damn.

fff, nsfw 

Find you someone who loves you as much as Pikachu loves ketchup.

I don't know why Team Rocket didn't just charge trainers money to have James train their Pokemon. Every time he kicked one, it evolves. Magikarp, Mankey. I swear it's like he had rare candy in his foot. They would have made way more than those daycare people were charging.

selfie, ec, fff, boosts + 

selfie, ec, fff, boosts + 

I would do what the opera singer in Italy is doing, but I don't think people in my apartment want to hear me belting out Torn at the top of my lungs.

My roommate is slowly breaking down and we are less than a week into social distancing.

nsfw, lewd, alc, milestones 

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