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All right, tooters young and old. Come gather round the bonfire of burned instances. Yes, it's quite warm isn't it? I promised you a surprise for the mass mastoversary, and while the day has passed here, the night is still green enough to tell you the tale, in pictures and all, of how A.J. came to be.

Bring a drink and prepare for the timeline to be flooded. This will get ugly at points.

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KNZK Remastered:

*To the tune of Jolene*

I've never used you in a game
Because your moveset's super lame
And I can not compete with you
Goldeen

Your flaming fins of auburn fire
Don't make me want to train you higher
So take your tiny horn and shoo
Goldeen

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen

Please just leave and go back to the seeeeeeea

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, GOLDEEN

A Magikarp would have more use to meeeee

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Hey y'all,

Today has been really hectic, but also really awesome. Kind of overwhelmed by it all. Here are the links to my coming out article and the podcast episode that I shot.

Article: jaysfromthecouch.com/2019/06/1

Podcast: traffic.megaphone.fm/LKN636962

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KNZK Remastered:

Take me down to the Parody City
Where the words are changed to a familiar ditty
Oh won't you please change this song!

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I guess I will do this again since I had to move again.

Hey. I'm A.J. I'm 30, Canadian, trans femme, in the early stages of HRT at the time of tooting. A member of KNZK GANG that lost her home. I'm known on Mastodon for journaling my transition, being one of the few sports people, especially one that works in sports, some successful song parodies, and trying to help others through mental breakdowns while navigating her own. Follow if you like any of those with some shitposting.

For those people who remember Los Ingobernables, he is doing well, things have stabilized, which is good.

don't call yourself canadian if you don't know the difference between "no yeah" "yeah no" "no no yeah" "no yeah no" "yeah no yeah" "yeah yeah no" "yeah no no" "no yeah yeah" "no no no" and "yeah yeah yeah"

I dont want to put up with any of yall today but also this nonsense is exactly what I need.

You best believe that @healyn Is a goddamn king among nonsense humans

@NeoAJ Definitely giving this toot some true patriot love 😘

And @Ophillous is so modest they don't even respond to take the praise, another sign of a true Canuck

I immediately regretted that toot and Ophillous boosted it like it was nothing. That's true patriot love right there (that's when Canadians just boost other Canadians toots even when they are bad)

Also, homemade soup and homemade cake helps as well.

I've got a month of Jeopardy backlog to work through and I went 2 for 2 today against Jason, including getting the Final Jeopardy that no one got, so I'm feeling better about myself now.

selfie, ec (+) 

personal stuff, -, 

Also, Mario Tennis on the GBC is the best sports game of all time

Villain: I... I have been defeated. I can't believe this has happened. All my best laid plans. The world was going to be mine! I had it! And it was ruined! Ruined! By the one thing I couldn't see! How could this be?

Snot-nosed kid: Silly supervillain! Only kids can see the great taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

Villain: Damn you...

also holy fuck who thought the Nats would actually make the world series, especially earlier this year :o

I swear my boobs have entered this quantum state of being where they are kinda starting to push together but kinda not.

It's like Schrodinger's cleavage on my chest.

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