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I guess I will do this again since I had to move again.

Hey. I'm A.J. I'm 30, Canadian, trans femme, in the early stages of HRT at the time of tooting. A member of KNZK GANG that lost her home. I'm known on Mastodon for journaling my transition, being one of the few sports people, especially one that works in sports, some successful song parodies, and trying to help others through mental breakdowns while navigating her own. Follow if you like any of those with some shitposting.

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All right, tooters young and old. Come gather round the bonfire of burned instances. Yes, it's quite warm isn't it? I promised you a surprise for the mass mastoversary, and while the day has passed here, the night is still green enough to tell you the tale, in pictures and all, of how A.J. came to be.

Bring a drink and prepare for the timeline to be flooded. This will get ugly at points.

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KNZK Remastered:

*To the tune of Jolene*

I've never used you in a game
Because your moveset's super lame
And I can not compete with you
Goldeen

Your flaming fins of auburn fire
Don't make me want to train you higher
So take your tiny horn and shoo
Goldeen

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen

Please just leave and go back to the seeeeeeea

Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen, GOLDEEN

A Magikarp would have more use to meeeee

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Hey y'all,

Today has been really hectic, but also really awesome. Kind of overwhelmed by it all. Here are the links to my coming out article and the podcast episode that I shot.

Article: jaysfromthecouch.com/2019/06/1

Podcast: traffic.megaphone.fm/LKN636962

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KNZK Remastered:

Take me down to the Parody City
Where the words are changed to a familiar ditty
Oh won't you please change this song!

terf/swerf shit, seattle edition 

My roommate's Netflix queue randomly recommended Naruto to her, and that was probably the most I've laughed in the last four weeks.

lesbians in works of fiction made by straight people only know fall in love with straight woman, be hyperfeminine, cheat on partner, lounge sexily, tearfully come out, eat hot chip, and die

mh (-), trans life 

sorry fam i'm gonna be real with you but this "you need to cw your begposts because it makes me uncomfortable that i can't help" is pretty beyond the pale and i'm pretty mad. please have some fucking empathy and understand that your momentary discomfort won't feel nearly as bad as the threat of homelessness or food insecurity. this is some real "i need to call the manager at this walmart about a panhandler" shit. this is some real "buys the homeless an opaque tent so i don't have to see them and feel bad on my commute" shit

I want a girl that can shock me like an electric eel.

Hey if anyone wants an online Canadian girlfriend just to say they have a girlfriend in Canada and have it be for real, Im available for that job.

@flowless 2018 masto: ok whos coming out as trans next
2019 masto: ok whos coming out as a furry next
2020 masto: ok whos coming out as an

queer replacement for the zodiac that has more signs that are cooler and you get to pick which one fits you and it doesn’t pretend to be mystical OR pseudoscience

Considering changing my Pokemon Go name to "AriRaid" just so people know how Ari is supposed to be pronounced.

Training for the company holiday psrty next week in predictable fashion.

Move These Gays! Fund 

selfie, ec, boosts welcome, hrt timeline 

selfie, ec, boosts welcome, hrt timeline 

So since I think I have boobs now, does that mean I have do the obligatory topless shot? Help me out, I'm new to this.

help..please...? 

It seems like the bras that shrank in the wash have inadvertantly become push-up bras.

I'll take it I guess.

I mean, I could try the networking part of it, but I don't think that would yield the results I want...

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