abuse, harrassment, how society treats women Show more
And then you turn 31 and realize how absolutely horrifying the treatment was that Monica Lewinsky and Britney Spears received from basically everyone.
Monica (22) was harrassed by the most powerful man in the world and Britney had a breakdown after being marketed as a virgin for men to jack off to since she was 17.
I wish I could take back all the bad things I said about women who absolutely didn't deserve it because I internalized misogyny.
I think the main issue is the best literal fact and metaphor about life is hell.
I saw a woke stuffed raccoon getting into garbage exhibit at the ROM yesterday
- have the one of the lowest brain to body mass ratios
- have openings in their chest called "scent holes"
- are too dumb to eat a eucalyptus leaf if it's not attached to a tree
- sleep for the majority of the day
- are fucking stupid
Good morning please don’t make me read about “prawn flavored crisps” and “meat pies” this early
Perhaps I’m owned for posting about the bruenigs on mastodon Bc I have been permanently banned from twitter for making Blake shelton’s report bots mad but I don’t care it feels good
[Twitter hits Matt Bruenig with a phone book]: you will respect planting trees on a planet dying because of human intervention
Matt [tied to chair]: machines can remove carbon too and refusing to accept that technology can do what environmentalists insist only plants can do is short sighted and harmful to society, actually
[twitter hits Matt again]: you will respect the need for trees
Matt [bleeding from mouth]: no!
"This Whole Thing Smacks of the Green Party," i holler as i swim in the coins of my 120k/year patreon income and turn environmentalism into caring about unimportant Shit
Matt bruenig hates trees
The good news is the bruenigs are both terrible in their own special, individual, ways. Truly a beautiful example of equality in an intimate partnership.
White people love to live in Canada and say sorry weird
"Itadakimasu!" I announce, as everyone actively tries to avoid making eye contact with me
I deserve more followers tbqh
Taking a crack at this genre given that I just witnessed this/am a stupid white asshole w opinions about table placement
White people love being disappointed in the table they’re given at a restaurant
I enjoy the word “slore” a lot which is problematic
I’m in Toronto and keep going to Starbucks as a violent political act
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