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Flat Stanley probably has some fucked up testicles

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The General knows not to fuck with me because he knows I'm not gonna let his bullshit slide like Shaq does

Like 10 different Sonic the Hedgehogs follow me on here and I love each and every one of them

It's not against the US Flag Code to burn an American flag for warmth and that's why I use them to heat my home

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Sonic the Hedgehog is REAL and he called me a bunch of SLURS

watching some quality television at my local mexican restaurant

The General knows not to fuck with me because he knows I'm not gonna let his bullshit slide like Shaq does

Mickey Mouse opening his maw and sticking me in there as I enter a Disney park and spitting me out once he reaches the entrance to Space Mountain because he sensed that was where I wanted to go

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Brian David Gilbert is great and I love him

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cant believe Groucho Marx, on top of being a brilliant comedian also invented communism

Whoever came up with the idea for Ace Ventura to climb out of a robot rhino ass in Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls, please email me I'm going through a hard time

Kermit the Frog has teeth and just because u cant see them doesnt mean theyre not there

For 35 of my adult years I believed it was in fact possible to survive having an anvil fall on you and survive with only mild flattening injuries. I learned later after a horrifying anvil accident that the Wile E. Coyote is not a real coyote at all and this is what people in the business call an "artistic decision"

my only skill is remembering to cancel the showtime free trial i only signed up for to watch twin peaks with before they can charge me

gonna need $60 to get a pair of crocs and two sets of their stick on letter charms that spell out "dick"

my name is KATIE and im the only person on Earth who can DOUBLE JUMP

Yeah, I prefer tall women. I like my women to be taller than a skyscraper, covered in scales and able to completely destroy the city of Tokyo. Wait, no, that's not a woman that's Godzilla

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