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like this and i'll tell you directly to fuck off

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ok so apparently fisting is not some cool slang for puppeteering and i just want to be clear i did not know this when i stated "i would love to fist big bird"

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thinkin about a pet chicken i saw on craigslist and getting emotional..... what a kind chicken.... i would like her to be my friend

i'm remaking the 1992 film "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot" and this time it's gonna slap so fuckin hard

"Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot" is such a fuckin' sick title for a movie and it sucks so bad that the actual movie is shit

@KT maybe the neanderthals had a better handle on this whole human thing, they had strong foreheads and presumably very strong brains.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A BOOK ONTO THE DESK. ITS DAS KAPITAL AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARX. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CAPITALIST BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS ECONOMIC SYSTEM. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY BOARD ROOM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN BOAR

If I could go back in time I'd probably find the first Homo Sapiens and just kinda push them down a mountain and see how that shakes out

can't believe eugen fucked a toaster. also can't believe he lived

i will never be recognized from Mastodon because i am the only person in southern missouri allowed to use the internet

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it's what every actor dreams of, being cast as a side character in a shitty network sitcom and then maintaining relevancy for the rest of your life by being incredibly racist

@KT Honey I Made The Rascals As Little As Humanly Possible

so excited for the new little rascals movie, Even Littler Rascals. they're gonna be so fuckin small you guys. you're gonna need a microscope to see what kinda hijinks they get up to

You can't spell "cockatiel" without "katie" and that's why Herman should live with me

i am being wrongfully evicted just because i can't firing guns into the air from my first floor apartment

One day Matt's gonna say "Frankingstein" to the wrong person and he's gonna get shot

Back in August CJ stole my idea for a post that said "Remember Alf? He's back, in PAWG form!" and for as long as I live I will hold it against them

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