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hell is wholesome and everyone there is hornt af. that’s the punishment

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Telling other people your wage is praxis.

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i love asking the question “are you ok?” a virtually pointless gesture i still feel obligated to ask for some reason

i’m good at socialing

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fuck, you're REALLY right about very few things.

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Brunch is for suckers, I fit all my meals into one: Dinbreakfunchinner™️

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blasting a fat rope i like to call friendship

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standing at attention and saluting every therapy dog I see and then thanking them for their service

*just got back from walking the dog*
4yo: anyway, you smell very good right now.
me: really?? what do i smell like?
4yo: sweat.

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i mean once i got eugen following me the only logical thing to do is to try and post so bad he unfollows me

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methinks im going to delete someone elses post...

*your ass is grass voice* your ass is eugen’s nipples and i’m the roomba

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PUNK'D except instead of ashton kutcher it's nutt godd and it's called SLIME'D

won’t be expanding on this, going back to bed, good night and good luck 💤💤💤

i just thought of an extremely cûrséd and bad lewd shitpost that is so bad and cûrséd my immediate response was “i can’t post that”

well the dishes are now done so,,,, i guess i should try to go to sleep or something

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