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“how can you tell when the bimboification has started?” he asked, lips trembling over the words.
“relax, mr trump, you don’t have to worry about big questions like that anymore,” Robert assured him, “Daddy Mueler will take care of all that for you, baby”

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And this extends to the idea that Mao or any other revolutionary should make one "cum", as if communism is about individual gratification.

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Hell yeaH I'm a PAWG

Proud
Advocate of
White
Genocide

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the tape on amazon packages says they donated $183 million to combat climate change, which is the equivalent of me donating about 12 bucks

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canceling healyn for being from long island

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i hate it when im on my way to the Big Business meeting about to give my annual presentation on quarterly numbers to the boss and i get cum on the business tie of my business suit!!!

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lewdish cum ment. 

freezing my sperm diy style (keeping a huge ice cube of cum in my freezer) then anytime the wife wants to procreate we just chip a little cum off the old cum block and insert it into her coochie

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guys at gay pride parade 🤝 guys at straight pride parade
not making women cum

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didn’t mythbusters do an episode debunking the link between blindness and jacking off?

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Hmmmm, apparently Steamfitters Local 638 has never even heard of Mario OR his "brother" Luigi?

The game is afoot. I'll report back as I hear more

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@anarchiv more countries should really follow norway’s lead tbh

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other countries:
hmmmm what should we put on our bank notes. how about this famous dude

Norway:
cod

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@esvrld me holding you in a firefighter's carry as you launch egg after egg at the fuzz, like a human bazooka

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