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i know y’all aren’t ready to hear this but yoda is a war criminal
@JohnBrownJr the victims of communism people have come for Baby Yoda I see...
@JohnBrownJr "execute the Kulaks, you must..."
@JohnBrownJr heee hee hooo hooo backflips I do. War crimes I commit
@JohnBrownJr idk enough about star wars to tell if this is a joke
@JohnBrownJr ok this but unironically
the jedi exist as an institution in the prequels to train and utilize child soldiers after stealing children from their families, and that's before we even get into "and then everyone was incredibly cool with breeding an army of individuals to be cannon fodder while treating them like chattel"
not that the empire was an improvement on any of this, but, like
jedi order?
@JohnBrownJr yoda made money off the clone war