going back in time to 1961 to make a killing as a stand-up who’s only jokes are about his wife’s cooking

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folk’s ,, if the cia wanted to kill castro, they shoulda just invited him ova da my house for dinner!!!

shitty sexist comedy jokes, sarcasm, poison 

i kid folk’s, i kid. hah ha. but for real, though, my wife is fuck ugly and i think she is actively trying to poison me!!! *uproarious laughter, applause*

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shitty sexist comedy jokes, sarcasm, poison 

i guess the idea is to go so over the top that it’s beyond a shadow of a doubt that this fictional wife just hates the husband character because he’s awful and preemptively self-destruct that entire brand of commeddy

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@ItsMorgan @JohnBrownJr
*pauses the act to sip neat Scotch in a lowball*
I miss my children. The judge said my wife gets full custody on account of my unchecked alcoholism and go-nowhere career in stand-up comedy.

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