Sticky toot

Allow me to re-introduce myself (#intro) 

Sticky toot

I’m a centrist; I believe both sides have valid ideas, both Communism and Anarchism.

i mean i was expecting him to wear eyeliner, but the sheer volume is staggering

Dr. Himbo : how did he get through medical training??!? No one cares!

billy zane is just following me up and down all the aisles of the walmart

honking my car horn as quickly and loudly as possible in solidarity with striking UAW workers

neil deass, neil degrass, or neil decash; nobody rides for free

me, at Persian soldier at the Battle of Thermopylae: [while fanning myself] ah oh no, it would be such a shame if I were to be crushed under the well-sculpted calves and feet of all these muscular hoplites.

be nice to cleaners, McDonald employees and other people who have to clean the mess you made. put yourself into their position. don't be a fucking asshole

@Torie hey did you know there is a retired baseball player and coach named Rusty Kuntz, well now you do

generations grew up in the shadow of clint eastwood movies, thinking that you could be badass and skinny. not knowing the truth, that a real cowboy will eat whatever he wants, not caring about his stomach exploding. like john wayne

gonna watch the entire cinematic universe in one go one day, im talking about the air bud cinematic universe of course

Esme squalor voice 

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