allow me to re-introduce myself #into
Figured it was time to update my #intro as some of the info was out of date.
My name is John (David) Brown, though i prefer JD, that’s what my friends call me and i’m here to make friends. also to shitpost, complain about capitalism, and incite civil disobedience. An-com. housespouse, retired chef with 2 kids, 1 wife, and adhd. dad to one son, 7, and one trans daughter, 5. gender is fake but my pronouns are he/him/comrade. queer bisexual but i usually just ID as bi because pansexual makes me think of someone being turned on by a frying pan.
trying to figure it out, if i did something problematic its out of ignorance rather than malice, pls feel free to call me on it. tryina be a little better everyday.
i’m the badd dadd of mastodon. i’m a cowboy sun, lewd moon, & moonpunk rising. i bake bread. i like bicycles & the outdoors. i did a toot about bimbofication.
i guess that’s enough for now. see ya pardners all on down the trail, ✌️
Dick Sucking Math, Reckless Use of Averages
I feel like y'all're making this way more complicated than it needs to be.
World average erect penis size (Institute of Urology) is 5.1 inches.
There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
So, 316,800, in 5 miles.
So, that comes out to 62117.6470588 dicks.
Let's round up to 62,118.
62,118 erect dicks to be sucked.
So, assuming an average Time to Completion of 15 minutes (15-20 seems to be the consensus) then we're looking at 931,770 minutes, or 15529 1⁄2 hours.
A little over 647 days of non stop dick-sucking.
On average, it would take roughly 1 year, 9 months, 1 week, and a few days to suck 5 miles of dick.
i am simply,,, haggard
like my life, my quarantine beard is barely distinguishable from my regular one
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