allow me to re-introduce myself #into
Figured it was time to update my #intro as some of the info was out of date.
My name is John (David) Brown, though i prefer JD, that’s what my friends call me and i’m here to make friends. also to shitpost, complain about capitalism, and incite civil disobedience. An-com. housespouse, retired chef with 2 kids, 1 wife, and adhd. dad to one son, 7, and one trans daughter, 5. gender is fake but my pronouns are he/him/comrade. queer bisexual but i usually just ID as bi because pansexual makes me think of someone being turned on by a frying pan.
trying to figure it out, if i did something problematic its out of ignorance rather than malice, pls feel free to call me on it. tryina be a little better everyday.
i’m the badd dadd of mastodon. i’m a cowboy sun, lewd moon, & moonpunk rising. i bake bread. i like bicycles & the outdoors. i did a toot about bimbofication.
i guess that’s enough for now. see ya pardners all on down the trail, ✌️
@esvrld me holding you in a firefighter's carry as you launch egg after egg at the fuzz, like a human bazooka
@TonyStark As many as I can. 5 confirmed so far. Hopefully I can get at leat a few more.
(Lighting a cigarette with one fluid motion and smoking as i walk down the street as my own voiceover kicks in) they asked me “why are you a 19 year old cop?” Clearly they had never seen the 15-19 year old criminals I had during my four years on the force. Some crime scenes were straight out of the tv show Hannibal- which my parents actually didn’t let me watch until I made sergeant
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