tentacle dick shitpost Show more
me: so losing the baculum was a good idea
head director of human evolution: uh-huh
me: but what if you took it a step farther?
head director: I'm listening
tentacle dick, just lewd Show more
woke: prehensile tentapeen
bespoke: prehensile tentapeen with partially involuntary movement
tentacle dick, straight up a description of tentacle dick sex, you've been warned Show more
@HYPERLINK @Red @ItsJenNotGabby the whole appeal with the involuntary movement is that it's an honest signal! like imagine being with someone who's trying to act all cool and seen-it-all and then when you take their pants off their dick starts tying itself in knots until you touch it and it WHIPS to coil around your wrist and they're blushing furiously because they weren't tryna broadcast how eager they were y'know?
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