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I'm trying my best but, maybe I'm bothering you. Could anyone let me know? I'm still really bad at this.

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C# is a perfectly fine programming language but for some reason, .NET code is only exclusively written by people who destroyed their brains by staring into the void for so long they thought “wait, actually, maybe it’s got some good ideas”

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if you wanna give people a real christmas present, how about you yule log off for once

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crimbo, metal gear (+) 

oh hecc it's cam clarke and david hayter doing their snake voices and riffing on the night before christmas

youtube.com/watch?v=1jujZUruiy

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this shit was so ahead of its time that people thought Sankara was insane, now history has vindicated him

🎵time to conquer all of indi- 

🎵most of india🎵

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The hell, why didn't anyone tell me that we apparently discovered tiny tentacle monsters that don't fit in our current classifications?
quantamagazine.org/what-a-newf

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I like how I can say Fuck TERFS and shit without risk of being banned. Fuck TERFS

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if someone criticised Rube Goldberg i would simply flip a switch that activated a miniature train, pushing an egg into a series of tubes that lead to a wind-up car toy with a needle taped onto it, popping a nearby balloon which caused a small weight to fall on a button that starts a sowing machine which pulls on the fabric it's sowing, releasing seven small marbles that one by one fall into a bucket, weighing it down until the frying pan it's attached to falls from its shelf and bonks them on the head

Monday progress report: Halfway through, hope all y'all are doing okay. I believe in you! 💪

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pol, tech, long 

and of course, every silicone valley executive, every apple manager and every redmond asshole who pretend they're driving humanity forward by inventing these needs is not needed.

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pol, tech, long 

Nobody actually needs all that data on people, and yet our computers, our phones and even everyday devices like light bulbs are made less efficient and more expensive just to collect it.

The software engineers who code the software to collect it are not needed, the server farms and their staff that keep that data are not needed, and the hardware engineers who make new devices to keep up with the load of analytical software are not needed.

The need for them was invented.

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dental hygiene matters!!! brush your teeth or i'll steal them!!!

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body horror, bad praxis 

I forgot that Batman Arkham City had enemies who are separated conjoined twins from Russia; Mister Hammer and Mister Sickle, and you have to beat them up. How dare you, Batman.

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So much of what's wrong with America can be traced back to prudish rich white men. Weird how they're still the problem now huh

Sippin on that bean juice right now! Feeling pretty cozy.

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