crimbo, metal gear (+)
oh hecc it's cam clarke and david hayter doing their snake voices and riffing on the night before christmas
The hell, why didn't anyone tell me that we apparently discovered tiny tentacle monsters that don't fit in our current classifications?
if someone criticised Rube Goldberg i would simply flip a switch that activated a miniature train, pushing an egg into a series of tubes that lead to a wind-up car toy with a needle taped onto it, popping a nearby balloon which caused a small weight to fall on a button that starts a sowing machine which pulls on the fabric it's sowing, releasing seven small marbles that one by one fall into a bucket, weighing it down until the frying pan it's attached to falls from its shelf and bonks them on the head
pol, tech, long
and of course, every silicone valley executive, every apple manager and every redmond asshole who pretend they're driving humanity forward by inventing these needs is not needed.
pol, tech, long
Nobody actually needs all that data on people, and yet our computers, our phones and even everyday devices like light bulbs are made less efficient and more expensive just to collect it.
The software engineers who code the software to collect it are not needed, the server farms and their staff that keep that data are not needed, and the hardware engineers who make new devices to keep up with the load of analytical software are not needed.
The need for them was invented.
Sippin on that bean juice right now! Feeling pretty cozy.
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