Union steamfitter. Washington D.C. area.
One of those "Would you like to donate..." prompts when you use your credit card at the grocery store except it ends with "...to our effort to cancel men once and for all."
Send paw pics.
When Mastodons roamed the earth this is what we looked like.
Watch ur fucjing backs humaans.
Can't wait to flex on the prosecuting attorney tomorrow.
My foreman's reaction to my jury duty notice. Everyone talks trash UNTIL THEY NEED THE FERRET!!!
Jizz is the best sauce, guys. C'mon now. Very obvious.
We all know what the best sauce is.
I have jury nullification--I mean jury duty tomorrow.
Good morning, here's some shit to unpack:
Don’t trust anyone who ignores side quests.
“Help me find my mother!”
Fuck yeah let’s do this.
Blaming Marx for everything Stalin did is like blaming Darwin for Hitler's death camps.
That tends to be what ppl do when you invade their country:
King Tut? Complete binch boi.
*very Eddie Money voice* "I've Got! Two Tickets to Ferret-dise!"
Im a Tocker, Im a Smocker,,, Show more
Tommy Wiseau's Jokker
Sleep little bean...for tomorrow, we dine in Valhalla...
I wanna make a ferret ebooks but I know it would become 100% problematic.
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