Some Asshole: The only reason someone will ever be nice is if it benefits them somehow

Humans: I'm gonna bring this plant home, and name him Greg, and water him every day. I love you Greg.

Just wanna remind everyone that jacking off is self care

"IS THIS YOUR KING!?!?" I scream as my cats watch me break down and recycle their favorite box.

Pull into Radical Town and find out what you're made of bish GAT GAT GAT GAT

Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men.

"Smash the state," I whispered as I set the cruise control to 5 MPH above the speed limit.

"We are no longer a bourgeois household--dry food from now on" I said to my cat as he watched me throw out all the fancy feast.

Stabbing all the coconut water cartons in the 711 in order to exorcise their bourgeois nature.

Destroying the bourgeois value within my local 4H club through insurrection.

Just cropdusted a family eating in the same diner omw to the bathroom--they were looking entirely too pleasant imo anyway.

Proud to announce I will (once again) be on this month's Toot! Magazine cover.

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Radical Town

A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.