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[ANARCHIST AND COMMUNIST BAKING SHOW]:

[COMMUNIST]: "Now...when baking the *perfect* cake, you wanna make sure u have all your ducks in a row: all your tools and ingredients ready at your disposal, and complete mastery over your kitchen..."

[ANARCHIST]: "...Although, sometimes, it's ok to improvise--because what actually matters in a cake is how good it tastes; so we wanna focus on the process of building it...*from the ground up*..."

*Each exchange passive aggressive looks, gritting their teeth while smiling*

*5 minutes later*

[COMMUNIST]: *throwing a rolling pin* "U WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD CAKE IF MARX HIMSELF HANDED IT TO U!!"

[ANARCHIST, WEARING A COLLANDER AS A HELMET]: *ducks* "OH, LOOK! THEY'RE USING THE VIOLENCE OF THE STATE AGAINST ME!!!"

[THE AUDIENCE]: *starting to not like either of these people*

*30 minutes later*

[COMMUNIST]: *wearing raspberry jelly like war paint* "ur reactionary views will no longer destroy this cake!!"

[ANARCHIST]: *tied to the kitchen table with cooking twine like a damsel in distress on railroad tracks* "Set me free!!"

[AUDIENCE MEMBER]: "I don't understand...it seems like you both want to make a cake. Why not work tog--"

[COMMUNIST AND ANARCHIST IN UNISON]: "NO ONE WAS TALKING TO U, U FUCKING LIBERAL!!!"

@Ferretsyndicate communist: i'm baking a marble cake. everyone loves it, y'all gonna love it!
anarchist: so yeah, what kinda cake do y'all like? any preferences, or intolerances?

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@Ferretsyndicate So does that make Stephanie from Lazy Town a Communist?

Y'gotta do the cooking by the book~ 🎶

@kithop @Ferretsyndicate

counterpoint: do what you want cause a pirate is free. 🎶

@Ferretsyndicate its super accurate because the communist kills the anarchist for not believing in their aesthetic

@Ferretsyndicate

[GREEN]: If we worked together on the access issue we could just buy a damn cake at the store, you yahoos.

@Ferretsyndicate the posadist watching wants to do the rational thing, which is burn down the kitchen so that viewers will donate cakes out of sympathy

@Ferretsyndicate I mean, the consequences of "improvising" in a situation of dire urgency where reactionary forces have you in their crosshairs at all times are pretty considerable, compared to baking a cake

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