Good morning, here's some shit to unpack:
@Ferretsyndicate Furry, Brony, Woomy, Jesus, Trump, Anime, Nintendo, Attack on Titan, and NOS
@Ferretsyndicate this has to be in violation of some sort of law of physics or property of reality.
Like, how has that person/vehicle no collapsed into a singularity yet?
@Ferretsyndicate just a normal Eagles fan
@Ferretsyndicate ah yes the classic “i’ll let you suck me off at a con and then treat you like shit immediately afterward” constellation
Lol this sounds very accurate.
@Ferretsyndicate i mean the “at a con” part is total guesswork but
@Ferretsyndicate rather than unpacking, I recommend the You Only Live Twice method: helicopter, electromagnet, large body of water.
@Ferretsyndicate this all seems entirely in character
@Ferretsyndicate nah makes sense they're the one drawing porn of anime kids in Maga hats.
@Ferretsyndicate honestly the attack on titan sticker just makes too much sense in context of the rest of this shit.
@Ferretsyndicate yeah no this tracks. shame, i like nos the drink, but i totally see how it would appeal to that type of chud
Wow, that was an unexpected ride
@Ferretsyndicate this is a cliché that somehow bought a car and exists to make people sad
@Ferretsyndicate former MLP forum admin here (thought the show was cute, joined since I wanted a place to talk about it) - this honestly looks about like I’d expect. 🤷♀️
@Ferretsyndicate looks pretty straightforward to me
@Ferretsyndicate I need one of those junkyard crushers, but on wheels.
Oh no, that is my car color make and model. D: oh nooooooooo
@Ferretsyndicate he's just gonna be a shit,
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