You should probably go fuck yourself.
@Ferretsyndicate "work hours" are the hours in which I work
@Ferretsyndicate bitch, your commitment to pay your workers ends at 6pm too, and probably 6% of the money they make for you, fuck right off
@Ferretsyndicate oh my god what more do they fucking want? people work themselves to death to eat and you want more? mowe mwoney mistew twump??
@Ferretsyndicate hopefully it's a troll
@Ferretsyndicate They should try paying them overtime if they want them to work it.
@Ferretsyndicate It's sad people like that exist
@Ferretsyndicate I don't entirely understand what they're getting at. If you want your employees working past 6pm, that's called "overtime," but that's... still work hours. If you want workers to work past their regular time, review overtime law, make a policy, and see if they bite.
I assume they're trying to get unpaid overtime out of their employees, in which case lol your employees aren't a charity for you dipshit .
@Ferretsyndicate did appreciate the answer that was "make them owners," aka cooperatize
@Ferretsyndicate l would recommend this person closely examine the inside of an active wood chipper
I found the question on the site and this is in the top answer:
" if given the choice between work 70 hours and having little to no time for the rest of your life, or 50 hours and be able to balance both wok and life"
50 hours! Still looking for the 'fuck yourself' answer.
@Ferretsyndicate when i saw this the top response was "get a life" so good job quora
@Ferretsyndicate Top answer prediction: Sell them some nonsense story about being a social enterprise, and how their work is Changing The Lives Of Customers and Making The World A Better Place. Sit back and watch them promote your business on their social media accounts while staying late for work, dedicated to the illusion that capitalism solves problems.
@Ferretsyndicate I'd prefer kill yourself.
@Ferretsyndicate Update: dont worry there are Even Worse CEO’s out there
@Ferretsyndicate I hope all the answers are "That's what you're paying them for asshole"
I can't even believe that is a serious question.
@Ferretsyndicate "I know I only pay them to work those hours, but don't we worship capitalism around here? I don't feel I am properly being treated like the Godking I think I am."
It's been said a million times, but I'll make it a million and one; capitalism was a mistake
@Ferretsyndicate --What should I do as a CEO? --Quit.
Looks like this was everybody's answer:
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