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[SCIENTIST 1]: "Weird...the mice have all simultaneously stopped participating in the mazes..."

[SCIENTIST 2]: *pointing* "Is that one over there waving a little red flag!?"

[S 1]: "And...my god...they've written something in cheese crumbs..."

[S 2]: "It says...'solidarity foreve--'" *gets crushed by a giant anvil*

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[ME, CARRYING MY BOSS' SEVERED HEAD ON A PIKE]: *changes "days w/o a workplace accident" sign to 0*

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Divorce me once, shame on you. Divorce me twice, I'm joining a toxic subreddit.

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[ME]: *bicycling thru the carwash* "I HAVE JUST AS MUCH A RIGHT TO BE HERE AS THE CARS DO!!!"

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[MY BOSS]: "You and I need to have a chat about appropriate work attire..."

[ME]: *muffled noise*

[BOSS]: "I can't understand what you're saying."

[ME]: *removes ball gag from mouth* "I said 'talk to my union rep, binch.'"

My gf took the cats to their post-neuter checkup and apparently Max--who is the sweetheart of our apartment--hissed at both the vet and the tech (before they even touched him) and, in her words, "straight up screamed" when they gave him a vaccine shot.

Both the bb boiz got the ok for their cone to come off. Fucking psyched.

[ME, TALKING TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN]: *casually shakes my whiskey on the rocks with a sly smile* "My name? Fartbutt...James Fartbutt."

Sometimes I wonder if people identifying with their online persona on a (for profit) social media site more than who they are IRL is the final stage of alienation.

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Switter is the most active instance rn. That means horny levels are off the map. Be careful out there.

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eating a wet dollar as you walk into my office

I was listening to Radiohead and my gf said "they sound like Muse." I got upset.

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Zoomed out view. Blackouts are my company name. Again, I think they went very well, aesthetically pleasing at the very least.

They gave me this humidifier project because no one wanted to read the instruction manual and figure out how to pipe it out.

They're small (compared to the steel pipe we do) but super intricate with like 5 different types of piping.

But I'm actually very pleased with how they came out.

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gradually building alliances as i work towards uniting the free speech extremists, quodverum weirdos, and hotwife instance. like a Voltron of assholes

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im a barbie girl takes on a whole diff meaning if ur a cat furry

I just wanna say we have a very good radmin here at radical town. Compliments are due where compliments are due.

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Gonna go ahead and spend some time with my cats.

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Radical Town

A cool and chill place for cool and chill people.