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Divorce me once, shame on you. Divorce me twice, I'm joining a toxic subreddit.

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[ME]: *bicycling thru the carwash* "I HAVE JUST AS MUCH A RIGHT TO BE HERE AS THE CARS DO!!!"

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American death toll 

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I like big CHONKS and I cannot lie

You other tooters cant deny

When a kitty walks in w/ that itty bitty face

And that big CHONK in ur face


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[MY BOSS]: "You and I need to have a chat about appropriate work attire..."

[ME]: *muffled noise*

[BOSS]: "I can't understand what you're saying."

[ME]: *removes ball gag from mouth* "I said 'talk to my union rep, binch.'"

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One observation I often say about Reality TV is that it's not even reality! It is actually TV!

Dwights final Recyclops form was an analogy for anprims.

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so, yesterday, i put together a list of nazi instances i had blocked. that post has been boosted over 60 times. that's cool, i'm glad i did something useful.

but i can't do that kind of thing if i can't eat. my post about needing money for food has been boosted ten times.

if you appreciate and value the work i put into notifying everyone about where the fash are and you have some money to spare, please pay me.

if you can't give, please always boost.

If ur so great go stand out in the summer sun naked with no sunblock, oh wait u can't because u'll burn from ur weak white ppl genetics.

If white people are so superior why do they look like the pieces of birdshit I scrape off my car window?

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Elon, I will crush ur bones so compact that I will turn u into an emerald.

Elon Musk, I'm gonna wedgie u so hard u fukcing nerd.

It's called "french kissing" because the tongue kinda feels like a slug and french people eat slugs and also human spit is a delicacy to them idk kinda fukced up ppl if u ask me.

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Taking an absolutely ginormous shid on Friedrich Hayek's grave.

Cursed hellsite tweet that made me, as a syndicalist, ill 

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[ME]: *holding up my creation* "finally, I've created an inexpensive, multi-blade razor that doesn't dull or get clogged--an infinitely reusable razor! This will change everythi--" *gets assassinated by a hitman hired by Gillette*

Hey jeff BOZOS I'm in ur store stealing from the hot bar do something about it BITCJ!!

Hmm apparently you can't say "fuck off with your republican bullshit" on quora. A sad day for the internet.

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