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Divorce me once, shame on you. Divorce me twice, I'm joining a toxic subreddit.

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[ME]: *bicycling thru the carwash* "I HAVE JUST AS MUCH A RIGHT TO BE HERE AS THE CARS DO!!!"

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American death toll 

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I like big CHONKS and I cannot lie

You other tooters cant deny

When a kitty walks in w/ that itty bitty face

And that big CHONK in ur face

U GET LOVED!

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[MY BOSS]: "You and I need to have a chat about appropriate work attire..."

[ME]: *muffled noise*

[BOSS]: "I can't understand what you're saying."

[ME]: *removes ball gag from mouth* "I said 'talk to my union rep, binch.'"

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One observation I often say about Reality TV is that it's not even reality! It is actually TV!

Dwights final Recyclops form was an analogy for anprims.

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so, yesterday, i put together a list of nazi instances i had blocked. that post has been boosted over 60 times. that's cool, i'm glad i did something useful.

but i can't do that kind of thing if i can't eat. my post about needing money for food has been boosted ten times.

if you appreciate and value the work i put into notifying everyone about where the fash are and you have some money to spare, please pay me.

if you can't give, please always boost.

paypal.me/lexiwisteria

If ur so great go stand out in the summer sun naked with no sunblock, oh wait u can't because u'll burn from ur weak white ppl genetics.

If white people are so superior why do they look like the pieces of birdshit I scrape off my car window?

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Elon, I will crush ur bones so compact that I will turn u into an emerald.

Elon Musk, I'm gonna wedgie u so hard u fukcing nerd.

It's called "french kissing" because the tongue kinda feels like a slug and french people eat slugs and also human spit is a delicacy to them idk kinda fukced up ppl if u ask me.

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isis 

Taking an absolutely ginormous shid on Friedrich Hayek's grave.

Cursed hellsite tweet that made me, as a syndicalist, ill 

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[ME]: *holding up my creation* "finally, I've created an inexpensive, multi-blade razor that doesn't dull or get clogged--an infinitely reusable razor! This will change everythi--" *gets assassinated by a hitman hired by Gillette*

Hey jeff BOZOS I'm in ur store stealing from the hot bar do something about it BITCJ!!

Hmm apparently you can't say "fuck off with your republican bullshit" on quora. A sad day for the internet.

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