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Columbia:(shocked) “You mean she..?”
Magenta: “Uh huh.”

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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says to himself, "who does this clown think he is?"

Hell of a time for my laptop screen to die

As my areolae grow, the days of boob hairs 1,2,and 3 grow fewer and fewer. Soon they will join their forebears, unmourned, but perhaps at peace.

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Woke up early bought tickets to the chromatics at Brooklyn Steel in May, day already a success

did you know that I'm very attractive?

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they're getting very hard to organize tbh and also I'm tired of being yelled at for owning about 1/4 of them.

i can't show you all of my sex toys, let alone in one photo. this isn't a brag it's just true.

satisfy yourself with the knowledge that I own a nightstick and a tire thumper.

re: the mohawk and denim, I'm saving that look to pull out of the closet when we go FULL apocalypse. It'll show off all the scars on my arms, too, which people will assume I gained through combat

Bettie Page had an ape drape. You know why no one recognizes this? femme invisibility

made myself laugh yesterday by convincing myself that I just have a very long and unrecognized mullet obscured by femme invisibility

The bitch of it is I could probably still pull it off

There will always be a small part of me saying "mohawk and denim jacket with the sleeves cut off" and I just have to live with that.

there are multiple correct answers to this question because I am me

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