Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says to himself, "who does this clown think he is?"
a very nice trans girl I know who is a linguist is looking to talk to other trans women about voice training/modification stuff. reply if interested? she's a sweetie and her favorite thing in the world is vocal fry
Nancy Allen in Blow Out is the high femme pinnacle and god do I love her
god please nobody encourage jk rowling to write a trans character ever, can you imagine
Serious question: what is Mastodon like for straight people? Is it... any fun?
Middle of the night thought:
Maybe I’m not just having another “pink phase” maybe I’m finally internalizing what I would tell anyone else: pink is a power color that has been hijacked, infantilized, and made to seem frivolous in any context, and it’s past time we took it back from those Susan G. Komen motherfuckers trying to milk every cent out of painting fracking drills and death machines pink.
sorry to the brits on here but sometimes I gotta get my dose of colonial revenge fantasy
Or black honestly, or red, or purple... basically anything that isn't just a towel on top of a bare mattress is something you should try to do for yourself, is what I'm getting at here
femmes, your bed is often your altar to yourself. You spend like 1/4 of your life there. try to keep it mildly nice for yourself and enjoy the feeling of pink eldritch energies flowing through you, increasing your powers daily
Boys: “here’s my setup”
(Picture of desk with two monitors)
Me: “I live like this bitch.”
Tired: closing tabs when you reach the tabs limit on your browser
Wired: downloading a whole new browser so you can have hundreds more tabs
Always very cool to log on to the “twitter” and see NBs telling trans women that we’re living stereotypes.
Never learn anything from history.
But woof you want kids? / surgery mention Show more
I tried to get a vasectomy pretty soon after I started transitioning and my doctor was like “no, there’s no point. And what if you want kids later?”
When my last testicle had a cyst growing THROUGH it I still had to meet with A HOSPITAL ETHICIST before they would remove it. “I’m in constant debilitating pain.”
“We just have to make sure that you understand you won’t be able to have children.”
“Y’all” is a superior plural pronoun. “Ain’t” is a perfectly good contraction. “Reckon” is a fantastic verb for describing when you are of an opinion. “Yonder” is the only word to describe that way over there.
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Legitimately welling up at all these beautiful women sharing their feelings & photos with us. Women who look like me! Women who are not afraid of the word fat, who don't just have massive boobs and a huge arse with a tiny waist. Women with more arms than arse. Women with scars & stretchmarks who are thick in every direction. Women who have not airbrushed out what might look too much like a double chin. Women with ROLLS, man. Women who have reclaimed their space with pride, nervousness, & compassion. I have been waiting for so long for this & it's every bit as incredible & revolutionary as I thought it would be.
The goal today is to talk about Sex and the City just enough to shake loose a few hate-followers.
On the one hand being a Samantha makes complete sense in retrospect.
On the other hand, as a Samantha, I’m extremely into it.